Question.. about hemroids LOL

[William206]

I was talking to my girl about her brother.. and she brought up that everyone in her fam thinks hes gay.



She said her proof is that he got a hemroid from getting but raped...while he lived with a a gay couple

SO anyone ever heard of this?


Thought this shit was hella funny only reason i brought this up here

 

[William206]

Im fucking high.. and i notice that shit.. tryed to change it befor someone tryed to clown.. fucking notebook comptuers

 

[Defy]

lol.....I dunno about all that.....hemroids usually come from bad diet and constipation....most pregnant women get hemroids also.....but I guess if a big ass hard shit ball can cause it I guess getting ass raped could cause it too

 

[mrtonguetwista]

I can't predict the future, but I predict this will become a classic thread within a matter of moments

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

That sounds like the most scientific, conclusive evidence I've ever heard.

"My aunty and them think my cousin nana retarded"
"Why"
"Cause when he be dancin sometime he shake his leg too much"

"My gramama told me if you eat duck too much, you gon grow some duck feet"

 

[mrtonguetwista]

Cousin nana got a fat hoohaa

 

[mrtonguetwista]

GRAND JUNCTION, Colo. (AP) -- An eighth-grade boy is accused of landing a painful punch in the stomach of a deputy sheriff in a hallway at Mount Garfield Middle School.

The boy, whose name was not released, was arrested after allegedly slugging the deputy on Friday.

He was released to his mother's custody. The sheriff's department asked prosecutors to file a charge of second-degree assault on a peace officer.

The deputy, Matt McChesney, said in a written report he and the boy passed each other in a hallway when the boy stopped, drew back his fist and punched him below his body armor.

The blow hurt, he said.

"This was not an accidental bump in the hallway," McChesney's report said. "This deliberate punch was delivered with considerable force which knocked the breath out of my lungs."

McChesney is assigned to the school as a resource officer.

 

[usernamex]

I was talking to my girl about her brother.. and she brought up that everyone in her fam thinks hes gay.



She said her proof is that he got a hemroid from getting but raped...while he lived with a a gay couple

SO anyone ever heard of this?


Thought this shit was hella funny only reason i brought this up here

I think the real story is how did a straight male get butt raped by a gay couple? or thats speculation?

I dont think you can get a hemroid from being butt fucked... I don't even wan't to think of it that much but ack.... i heard people get hemmroids from pushing too hard when they on the toilet.... maybe he was trying to push that dick out... HAHA


ah im gonna throw up, fuck you

 

[William206]

That sounds like the most scientific, conclusive evidence I've ever heard.

"My aunty and them think my cousin nana retarded"
"Why"
"Cause when he be dancin sometime he shake his leg too much"

"My gramama told me if you eat duck too much, you gon grow some duck feet"

I wasn't saying it was true.. I dont believe hes gay.
Im asking if anyone knows if it is ture .. or if they have ever heard of some shit like that.

And i thought that shit was funny.. i wont be able to look him in the eyes without laughing .. cuz he has a girl now i guess..

 

[The Visualizer]

Yea hemorrhoids are when you try to force out your dookie and in the process you bust some veins in your arse which are pretty nasty.

 

[JOK3R187]

LOL @ big ass hard shit balls & buss'n veins wit dookies

the answers clear...

that fool just got his casserole duct blocked with excessive intake of last nights dinner