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November 20th, at 7pm PST from Center Staging Studio's located in Burbank California, Tequila will perform her latest hit single "Hyphy Girl" and much more!

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UPCOMING SHOWS
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Jay Z - January 1st at 7pm






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Dirt E. Needlez

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Mr. Broycelts

I have been retained by several individuals (herein referred to as Siccness.net) who would like me to address several issues regarding The Fonky Chicken Incident ( from herein will be referred to as TFC) and a young african-american female named Tequila (herein referred to as Funky Chicken)

Now it seems as though Funky Chicken was misrepresented grossly by her manager (herein referred to as YOU) on many counts, listed in this document (herein referred to as Tequiza Complaint vol. 1)

1. Talent

Funky Chicken sadly jumped on the hyphy bandwagon too late, and did not supply needed documentation indicating her qualifications to be a Hyphy Girl. The conclusion was reached that she lacks much needed lyrical talent, creativity, looks and vocal presence to be a blip on any real rap radar outside of family members,coworkers, and those unaware of the current state of the rap genre.

2. Ya'll Smell That?

Funky Chicken was approached not only by myself at TFC Instore,but several other rap music fans and critics, it was immediately apparent that Funky Chicken did not brush her teeth that day, causing a noxious odor of used tampons to emit constantly from her cockholster. I do know she comes from a highly religious backround that named her Tequila (but never heard of the drink)....but it honestly smelt as if the girl brushed her teeth with Cuervo and Cat Caca. She was friendly, but even if a terd said hello and asked how my day was,that doesn't change the fact it still smells like shit.
Mr. Bracelets, Now good body odor isnt a requirement, nor is washing your ass or brushing your teeth, and perhaps we all caught you at a bad time, but how is it that a couple can both have such a rank and offensive odor. It appears that Funky Children and YOU both seem to lack the common respect for other individuals to simply follow correct and decent hygiene maintenance. YOU seemed as if you had been sitting in a sweatsuit smoking crystal methamphetamine in a sauna with six arabs for 7 days straight geez,I mean for heaven sake buddy, I'm just saying though partner.

I interviewed a subject at the event his statement reads
"I mean damn can a brother get an order of left and right guard over here, the black gorilla pit-bull-dog looking sweaty dude and ole keak the sneak in a wig trying to sing over there"


3. Appearance
There was a great debate on whether or not Mr. Bronchytas and Funky Chicken were one in the same,maybe people thought it was all part of one mans dream to be a star. But we have now identified you both as two separate people so herein both parties shall be referred by said respected names listed in above header, Funky Chicken and YOU.

4. We find you both guilty of a few violations

1) Sec.439.1.2 (CRPC*) Sub.12 Chp.7
Any artist, artist manager, or affiliated party will respectfully wash their ass and brush their teeth before attending any music related function, including but not limited to, concerts, instores, autograph signing, church,birthday oarties, funerals,back yard bbq , corner, mall or oxygen filled atmosphere.

2. Sec.15632.32.1 Art.Ch.23(a)
Any female recording artist will respectfully be creative in creating new material,will not attend any bandwagon jumping session nor partake in any such event. If nothing new is being said, it shall not be recorded.
Wack uninspiring rhymes teamed with repetitive beats made on the highest quality casio keyboards components and stolen instrumentals are both punishable by a lifetime of slow to non existent sales in major rap markets,ignored promotion that no one saw,cared about or remembered
and exiled to sales only in the areas of Casper, Wyoming and Beaverton Oregon.

Ch.29.2.3 (b)
Any female of african-american decent must use the highest quality hair possible at all times. human preferred, top quality native american. Females recording artist found using substandard wigs,weaves,extensions, or clip on pony tails will be convicted of a
(RF) Rap Felony, punishable by exile to East Oakland,Vallejo,Richmond or Watts.CA for a term no less than 5 years not to exceed 63.


We will await your response to the allegation but already trust you have taken the initiative to get some industrial cleaning agents to scrubs that funk from those folds of fat in your neck,tell ole girl she need to brush with Comet next time. I'm not sure whether the smell of rotten patchouli and ass sweat is more disgusting than the bits of fuzz and food crumbs that seemed to be trapped in Funky Chicken hair. Funky Chicken sounds like a whining camel on the mic and there are crazy asian crip rappers in San Jose I paid more attention too. I respectfully request for the dismissal of any ideas of furthering FC's career

Dirt. E Needlez Esq.

Needlez, Hype,Mainline & shady Associates
Attorneys at Law
 
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