Its story time PART II
Everyone Indian style on the floor now...
PART I
One upon a time in a city in the Midwestern part of Missouri there was... (Fade into to movie, music coming on, car rolling down the street at 12:45 am...)
Maszive: (singin along to the words) ...and I hope my son dont sing the same song... Yo Nick, that's my shit man.
NickHQ: Shit, you already know dude. Lets roll down to Chapmans, I heard Tech and them are down there putting some new shit together.
Maszive: Lets go... (Makes U-Turn on Main) Yeah man, like I was saying thats my shh... Shhiiitt!
Nick: Yeah you told me that 1000 times already
Maszive: No shit as in the fuckin' police are behind us shit! "Do Not Look Back"
Nick: Huh?
Maszive: Nigga I said dont look back man, damned see now we... Fuck man put the bottles away, hurry up. And spray some of that good shit in here. Not the Axe body spray the Vanilla car shit, hurry up.
(Cop car) "Pull the car over
Nick: I got you man, hey you want me to wake up JLMACN in the back man?
Maszive: Naww dogg, let that fool sleep, he already got us kicked outta 3 clubs, I aint going to jail tonight.
Nick: Cool... Hey Chuck, do my eyes look low...?
(Tapping on window)
Maszive: (these punk ass...) Heyyy ocifer, I mean Officer whats up? What seems to be the problem.
Police: You know what the problem is, you made an illegal U-Turn is what you did. Licence and registration please.
Maszive: Alright man...
Police: Hey what you reaching for???
Maszive: My registration, what I look like David Blaine, I gotta reach for it. Or let me guess, you thought I was gonna say I aint got it, its my friends car? Fucked you up that a black man reached for his registration didnt it?
Police: Dont get slick with me son! Hey, whos that young lady and fella in the back there?
Nick: Oh, thats Ratchett, I mean Slither and my homeboy Jose'.
Maszive: Yeah, they back there fucked up, I mean messed up and we were just taking them home.
Nick: Whats that sound?
Maszive: What sound?
Nick: You hear that?
Police: Well imma be right back, you hold tight?
Maszive: Yeah I'll do that! What the fuck? What the fuck!!! Fuuuccckkk, wake Slither up, she pissing on my damned leather seats.
Nick: (Smacks her) Wake up, you pissing on yourself Hahaaa!
Slither: Huh? What time it is? I gotta make a...
Jose: Huh, oh shit my leg is warm... And its wet!
Maszive: Chill man, you just spilled a beer on you a few miles ago.
Jose: Oh, okay (falls back asleep)
Nick: Thats what I'm talkin' about.
Maszive: Hey Pedro... Pedro? Ha, he wont wake up!
Jose: I like her bangs...
Nick: This is a fucked up night man, we went to the fucking strip club, barely got in cause Jose wouldnt tuck in his damned chain and then we saw Slither staggering to the stage and she wanted to roll with us and...
Police: (knocking on window) Okay, I'm just gonna give you a warning this time, but the next time Im gonna have to cite ya? Okay?
Maszive & Nick: Okay
Police: Now yall have a nice evening. See ya...
Nick: Hey, dont you want to take the drunk chick with you. She give the best head?
Police: Haha, no son... Hold on! Is that Ratchett from the strip club, aww man, she's old news. I betcha $5 she gonna pee in your car son. I'll see yall later... Hahahaaaaa...
Maszive: Shit, too late for that!
Jose: Im hungry, pull over so I can grab something to eat man.
Nick: Lets go grab some burritos at Ponchos?
Jose: Man, I can get that shit free there, my moms works there man.
Maszive: Yeah man, that chick at the counter is fine as hell too man.
Jose; Dude, thats my sister.
Nick: Ohhhhh!
Maszive: My bad holmes, I like her bangs hahaaaa.
Jose: Shut the fuck up, lets go man.
Nick: Hold on, lets pull over and go to the gas station real quick.
Maszive: For what, we bout to eat.
Nick: I need some gum
Maszive: Oh yeah, hook it up.
Nick: Gimmie 32 cents.
Jose: What? You the rich boy. Hurry up!
Maszive: While your in there we need to wake her drunk ass up and make her clean the seats out...
(steps outta the car... Theres a guy selling CD's)
Guy: Hey man, you got that Empire? You aint got that Empire I know it maaan!
Nick: Im cool man, hey your Michampin right.
Michampin: Yeah, how'd you know?
Nick: Cause your the only one that owns enough Empire CD's to sell em. Plus I saw the listing on the internet that talked about their street team, and you and a person named Momhampin were the only members.
Michampin: Cooooooollll. I didnt know that. Hey I got em 2 for 10 or 3 for 15.
Maszive: Ha, that aint no deal. Thats 5 dollars a pop either way you put it.
Jose: Dummy!
Nick: Im cool man. Thanks though.
Michampin: So where you guys goin tonight?
Jose: Shit, I dunno, right now we heading to Ponchos and then...
Michampin: Oh, that place, hey the girl at the counter in hot man.
Jose: Shut the fuck up, thats my sister!
Michampin: I like her bangs.
Slither: I gotta pee, let me out!
Nick: they only had Winterfresh, is that cool
Maszive: Yeah.
Nick: Where's Slither???
Jose: She went to pee...
Maszive: (Starting up car) Alright Mich, we'll holla.
Michampin: What about that girl.
Maszive: What girl??? (Peels out)
Slither: Hey, did you see a SUV out here?
Mich: Oh, those guys went that way.
Slither: Maaannnn!
Mich: Hey baby, you wanna hang with me?
Slither: Uhh Nooo! Fuck those guys. Im moving to Reno Nevada to be a bigger and better stripper. I'll show them!
(Bumpin down the street)
Nick: Hahahaaaaa, you straight left that bitch, haaaa!
Jose: This beer smells like piss back here...
Maszive: Hahaaa, thats because it is..
Jose: Awww, thats fucked up.
Maszive: Hey, is that chick at the counter? Here lemme call Heat Myser, I know he's been here already? Hold on yall...
Jose: That shit aint funny man!
Maszive: Hello /Matt: What's up dude? /Maszive: You been to Ponchos yet? /Matt: haha, thats what Im eating now. /Maszive: Haha, hey was that chick at the counter /Matt: Yup, dude I really like her bangs. /Maszive: Shit, that's all I wanted, I'll get up with you later... /Matt: Yup, Peace...
Maszive: Hey, we going in yall.
Jose: You think Im playing, see thats bullshit. I dont go in Gates trying to mack on your moma Chuck.
Maszive: Thats because yo moma be in the back putting the hotsauce on the ribs. Besides, your sister is right up front here. She loves me.
Jose: Muthafucka!!!
Nick: Haha, damned her bangs are pretty.
Maszive: I told you.
Jose: (Speaking in spanish, but translated) Dont pay them any mind, they are full of shit and Im telling mommy if you give him your number. Make sure Hector spits in the white guys burrito)
SisterJL: (Speaking in spanish, but translated) You've been drinking havent you, Im telling mommy... you'll see Jose'. Okay? He sorta looks like 50 Cent to me so dont you tell me what I can and cant do!
Jose: Your stupid!
SisterJL: No your stupid!
Jose: Your stupid-er
Sister; Nooo, your stupid-er
Jose: Shut up and take our orders.
Maszive: She's a sexy thang. All feisty and shit. Like the Yellow pages! Whewwwww!
Nick: Yeah, umm lemme get a beef and bean burrito please.
Sister: (With an attitude... Speaking in spanish) One Beef and Bean Buuuurrrrito and spit in it Hector.
Mazive: Yeah, Lemme get the same thing. and a soda too.
SisterJL: Anything for you...
Jose: Ugghhh, your sooo stupid!
SisterJL: No your stupid...
Maszive: Dont be jealous that Im fixing to be your brother-in-law Essay, meringue, Shunto's, Puntos. Menundo's.
Jose: Your not even funny.
Maszive: Im just fuckin with you man.
Nick: Haaa! I didnt know you knew spanish man.
Maszive: I dont, I just learned that the other day from SisterJL.
Jose: Fuck you! Not funny...
Nick: Yeah, I dont really have any skills.
Maszive: Like what?
Nick: You know.... Numchuck skills, Bo staff skills, hunting skills...
Jose: Aye, what time is it???
Nick: 1:33 am.
Jose: We gotta get some sleep, you know we gotta get Zer0 from the airport at 5am.
Masive: Oh shit. sho do... Lets roll yall. We can chill over Deena's house. She lives a little ways from here. Grab yall food.
(At Deena's front door ringing door bell)
Nick: She aint home man.
Maszive: Yes she is, knock on the window.
Jose: Im tired man.
Deena: What the hell yall knocking on my door for this early in the morning.
Maszive: Ahh, shut up, you know damned well you just getting home from the club too. Quit faking.
Deena: Come on in.
Nick: We need a place to crash til the morning, we gotta pick Zer0 up from the airport.
Deena: The... Zer0? Zer0media???
Jose: Yep. Thats the one. We getting him to go to the concert tomorrow.
Deena: Cool, well yall can crash on the couches if yall want and... Hey Charles, get the hell outta my bed. Kutt will kick your ass. They still down at the studio.
Maszive: Ahh, I know. Im just playing. Besides, Im a muthafuckin playa and I bet I neva change. Im cool on the floor punk!
(everyone falls asleep) (Snores fill the air) (5am comes, we at the airport)
Nick: Yo, there is Zer0 getting off the plane right there...
Jose: Yep thats him.
Maszive: That skinny lookin' dude?
Jose: Yep... It took him long enough to raise money to come here...
(Stepping off the plane.)
Zer0: I AM HERE MUTHAFUCKA'S...
to be continued...
Everyone Indian style on the floor now...
PART I
One upon a time in a city in the Midwestern part of Missouri there was... (Fade into to movie, music coming on, car rolling down the street at 12:45 am...)
Maszive: (singin along to the words) ...and I hope my son dont sing the same song... Yo Nick, that's my shit man.
NickHQ: Shit, you already know dude. Lets roll down to Chapmans, I heard Tech and them are down there putting some new shit together.
Maszive: Lets go... (Makes U-Turn on Main) Yeah man, like I was saying thats my shh... Shhiiitt!
Nick: Yeah you told me that 1000 times already
Maszive: No shit as in the fuckin' police are behind us shit! "Do Not Look Back"
Nick: Huh?
Maszive: Nigga I said dont look back man, damned see now we... Fuck man put the bottles away, hurry up. And spray some of that good shit in here. Not the Axe body spray the Vanilla car shit, hurry up.
(Cop car) "Pull the car over
Nick: I got you man, hey you want me to wake up JLMACN in the back man?
Maszive: Naww dogg, let that fool sleep, he already got us kicked outta 3 clubs, I aint going to jail tonight.
Nick: Cool... Hey Chuck, do my eyes look low...?
(Tapping on window)
Maszive: (these punk ass...) Heyyy ocifer, I mean Officer whats up? What seems to be the problem.
Police: You know what the problem is, you made an illegal U-Turn is what you did. Licence and registration please.
Maszive: Alright man...
Police: Hey what you reaching for???
Maszive: My registration, what I look like David Blaine, I gotta reach for it. Or let me guess, you thought I was gonna say I aint got it, its my friends car? Fucked you up that a black man reached for his registration didnt it?
Police: Dont get slick with me son! Hey, whos that young lady and fella in the back there?
Nick: Oh, thats Ratchett, I mean Slither and my homeboy Jose'.
Maszive: Yeah, they back there fucked up, I mean messed up and we were just taking them home.
Nick: Whats that sound?
Maszive: What sound?
Nick: You hear that?
Police: Well imma be right back, you hold tight?
Maszive: Yeah I'll do that! What the fuck? What the fuck!!! Fuuuccckkk, wake Slither up, she pissing on my damned leather seats.
Nick: (Smacks her) Wake up, you pissing on yourself Hahaaa!
Slither: Huh? What time it is? I gotta make a...
Jose: Huh, oh shit my leg is warm... And its wet!
Maszive: Chill man, you just spilled a beer on you a few miles ago.
Jose: Oh, okay (falls back asleep)
Nick: Thats what I'm talkin' about.
Maszive: Hey Pedro... Pedro? Ha, he wont wake up!
Jose: I like her bangs...
Nick: This is a fucked up night man, we went to the fucking strip club, barely got in cause Jose wouldnt tuck in his damned chain and then we saw Slither staggering to the stage and she wanted to roll with us and...
Police: (knocking on window) Okay, I'm just gonna give you a warning this time, but the next time Im gonna have to cite ya? Okay?
Maszive & Nick: Okay
Police: Now yall have a nice evening. See ya...
Nick: Hey, dont you want to take the drunk chick with you. She give the best head?
Police: Haha, no son... Hold on! Is that Ratchett from the strip club, aww man, she's old news. I betcha $5 she gonna pee in your car son. I'll see yall later... Hahahaaaaa...
Maszive: Shit, too late for that!
Jose: Im hungry, pull over so I can grab something to eat man.
Nick: Lets go grab some burritos at Ponchos?
Jose: Man, I can get that shit free there, my moms works there man.
Maszive: Yeah man, that chick at the counter is fine as hell too man.
Jose; Dude, thats my sister.
Nick: Ohhhhh!
Maszive: My bad holmes, I like her bangs hahaaaa.
Jose: Shut the fuck up, lets go man.
Nick: Hold on, lets pull over and go to the gas station real quick.
Maszive: For what, we bout to eat.
Nick: I need some gum
Maszive: Oh yeah, hook it up.
Nick: Gimmie 32 cents.
Jose: What? You the rich boy. Hurry up!
Maszive: While your in there we need to wake her drunk ass up and make her clean the seats out...
(steps outta the car... Theres a guy selling CD's)
Guy: Hey man, you got that Empire? You aint got that Empire I know it maaan!
Nick: Im cool man, hey your Michampin right.
Michampin: Yeah, how'd you know?
Nick: Cause your the only one that owns enough Empire CD's to sell em. Plus I saw the listing on the internet that talked about their street team, and you and a person named Momhampin were the only members.
Michampin: Cooooooollll. I didnt know that. Hey I got em 2 for 10 or 3 for 15.
Maszive: Ha, that aint no deal. Thats 5 dollars a pop either way you put it.
Jose: Dummy!
Nick: Im cool man. Thanks though.
Michampin: So where you guys goin tonight?
Jose: Shit, I dunno, right now we heading to Ponchos and then...
Michampin: Oh, that place, hey the girl at the counter in hot man.
Jose: Shut the fuck up, thats my sister!
Michampin: I like her bangs.
Slither: I gotta pee, let me out!
Nick: they only had Winterfresh, is that cool
Maszive: Yeah.
Nick: Where's Slither???
Jose: She went to pee...
Maszive: (Starting up car) Alright Mich, we'll holla.
Michampin: What about that girl.
Maszive: What girl??? (Peels out)
Slither: Hey, did you see a SUV out here?
Mich: Oh, those guys went that way.
Slither: Maaannnn!
Mich: Hey baby, you wanna hang with me?
Slither: Uhh Nooo! Fuck those guys. Im moving to Reno Nevada to be a bigger and better stripper. I'll show them!
(Bumpin down the street)
Nick: Hahahaaaaa, you straight left that bitch, haaaa!
Jose: This beer smells like piss back here...
Maszive: Hahaaa, thats because it is..
Jose: Awww, thats fucked up.
Maszive: Hey, is that chick at the counter? Here lemme call Heat Myser, I know he's been here already? Hold on yall...
Jose: That shit aint funny man!
Maszive: Hello /Matt: What's up dude? /Maszive: You been to Ponchos yet? /Matt: haha, thats what Im eating now. /Maszive: Haha, hey was that chick at the counter /Matt: Yup, dude I really like her bangs. /Maszive: Shit, that's all I wanted, I'll get up with you later... /Matt: Yup, Peace...
Maszive: Hey, we going in yall.
Jose: You think Im playing, see thats bullshit. I dont go in Gates trying to mack on your moma Chuck.
Maszive: Thats because yo moma be in the back putting the hotsauce on the ribs. Besides, your sister is right up front here. She loves me.
Jose: Muthafucka!!!
Nick: Haha, damned her bangs are pretty.
Maszive: I told you.
Jose: (Speaking in spanish, but translated) Dont pay them any mind, they are full of shit and Im telling mommy if you give him your number. Make sure Hector spits in the white guys burrito)
SisterJL: (Speaking in spanish, but translated) You've been drinking havent you, Im telling mommy... you'll see Jose'. Okay? He sorta looks like 50 Cent to me so dont you tell me what I can and cant do!
Jose: Your stupid!
SisterJL: No your stupid!
Jose: Your stupid-er
Sister; Nooo, your stupid-er
Jose: Shut up and take our orders.
Maszive: She's a sexy thang. All feisty and shit. Like the Yellow pages! Whewwwww!
Nick: Yeah, umm lemme get a beef and bean burrito please.
Sister: (With an attitude... Speaking in spanish) One Beef and Bean Buuuurrrrito and spit in it Hector.
Mazive: Yeah, Lemme get the same thing. and a soda too.
SisterJL: Anything for you...
Jose: Ugghhh, your sooo stupid!
SisterJL: No your stupid...
Maszive: Dont be jealous that Im fixing to be your brother-in-law Essay, meringue, Shunto's, Puntos. Menundo's.
Jose: Your not even funny.
Maszive: Im just fuckin with you man.
Nick: Haaa! I didnt know you knew spanish man.
Maszive: I dont, I just learned that the other day from SisterJL.
Jose: Fuck you! Not funny...
Nick: Yeah, I dont really have any skills.
Maszive: Like what?
Nick: You know.... Numchuck skills, Bo staff skills, hunting skills...
Jose: Aye, what time is it???
Nick: 1:33 am.
Jose: We gotta get some sleep, you know we gotta get Zer0 from the airport at 5am.
Masive: Oh shit. sho do... Lets roll yall. We can chill over Deena's house. She lives a little ways from here. Grab yall food.
(At Deena's front door ringing door bell)
Nick: She aint home man.
Maszive: Yes she is, knock on the window.
Jose: Im tired man.
Deena: What the hell yall knocking on my door for this early in the morning.
Maszive: Ahh, shut up, you know damned well you just getting home from the club too. Quit faking.
Deena: Come on in.
Nick: We need a place to crash til the morning, we gotta pick Zer0 up from the airport.
Deena: The... Zer0? Zer0media???
Jose: Yep. Thats the one. We getting him to go to the concert tomorrow.
Deena: Cool, well yall can crash on the couches if yall want and... Hey Charles, get the hell outta my bed. Kutt will kick your ass. They still down at the studio.
Maszive: Ahh, I know. Im just playing. Besides, Im a muthafuckin playa and I bet I neva change. Im cool on the floor punk!
(everyone falls asleep) (Snores fill the air) (5am comes, we at the airport)
Nick: Yo, there is Zer0 getting off the plane right there...
Jose: Yep thats him.
Maszive: That skinny lookin' dude?
Jose: Yep... It took him long enough to raise money to come here...
(Stepping off the plane.)
Zer0: I AM HERE MUTHAFUCKA'S...
to be continued...
