Lol Chris Hanson pick up lines

[GHP]

i dunno if this shit has been posted but this shit is all laughs

 

[TRAJIK1]

lmfao

 

[siccness-user]

lmao, "i cant control my horny level"

shit was funny

 

[TRAJIK1]

 

[BIGCHILL]

to catch a predator...lol...

 

[BIGCHILL]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=o-VtPT36r-I

i dunno if this shit has been posted but this shit is all laughs

lol

 

[PolloLocoX4]

"Did you say you are ready to have my thang in your mouth"

Lol

 

[Mars]

Damn, these pickup lines might actually work:

"I carry a gun everywhere I go."

"I might want to cut you a little, suck on your blood."

"I want to lay on my back with a pillow and let you sit on my chest with your knees over my forearms and punch me repeatedly."

 

[infinity]

ahahha

I NEED SEX

BLANK MY BLANK AND BLANK YOU

did you bring your collar with you?

 

[King_Jr]

So you teach the kids of the same age that you came to visit tonight?

"Yes"

That raises an obvious question.

hahahah

 

[BIGCHILL]

LOL that shit is hilarious. im going to try one of those lines on one of these myspace bitches....

 

[CHAPO GUZMAN]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ur4aqkyCzPA&feature=related

 

[thatguy]

im fixed

i can be yur teacher


lmao

 

[LISICKI]

i can be your teacher has worked for me so many countless times

 

[thatguy]

i wanna try "im fixed"

and lol, when i was a virgin, the first chick i fucked said "i can be yur teacher" shit was funny to me

 

[GHP]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pjGWubtruVY

lol check out this fool

 

[MAVA]

damn it

 

[GHP]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjaqnTSmuY0&NR=1

 

[Gas One]

"I WANT TO BLANK MY BRAINS OUT. YOU HOT MOMMY, LETS MAKE LOVE"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this nigga said, i want to wrestle you so freaking bad

 

[GHP]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_kADup_wZw&NR=1