Karma is a Pregnant Bitch

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Jun 6, 2006
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Aite so i started to come up with this idea today, and was thinking about getting peoples experiences from karma and putting into 1 thread,this should be entertaining,funny,and educational.

so how has karma fucked you in the past,tell ur story
 
Jun 6, 2006
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ok so umm fuck it ill start it off,bt umm i kno yal got sum funny stories to tell.

most recently, i stole a pack of batterys,the next day i went out to film for my documentary and my camera man catted off on me for the whole day causing me not to film a damn thing and i had to cancel all my interviews i arranged from that day
 
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psotng a bumb thread will come back to haunt you


AND HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU A BLACK ENTERPRENEUR AND C.E.O IF YOU STILL HAVE TO STEAL BATTERIES YOU FUCKIN ASSCLOWN...GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE

YOUR CAMERAMAN...WHO...YA LITTLE BROTHER....?


CMON NOW MONTE...



C.M.P.


COUNTIN MY PENNNIES, COINS IN MY POCKET
 
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shit happens, i have money i could of bought the damn thing,lol but hey, what i have witness in life is that most people ho do steal items can very well just pay for them,but they steal anyway,go figure.

i thought this thread was gonna come out way better. i kno people has to have a few stories,even u musty.o well. on with the siccness
 
Feb 9, 2006
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well in my case i never was stupid enough to go out and sell drugs, rob people, and i always try to respect people as much as possible even if they don't have basic common sense, in return GOD gave me a great job without any college education, the ability to take care of my mother and give her the things she couldn't ever get in her life time, great friends that i can always depend on, no problems with anybody(i ain't got no funk), money, money, money, the ability to get the fuck out the projects(thank god!) and just basic common sense, with that being said if you treat people good you will get it back!
 
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I put a better & more expensive oil filter in a cheap ass Fram oil filter box, installed it, and when I took off to go get beer after I was done, there was a trail of oil from my friends house to the liquor store. Turns out I stole the wrong sized filter, and had to buy a new one because obviously, I couldnt take the stolen one back. Hahaha
 
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mustynutz said:
psotng a bumb thread will come back to haunt you


AND HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU A BLACK ENTERPRENEUR AND C.E.O IF YOU STILL HAVE TO STEAL BATTERIES YOU FUCKIN ASSCLOWN...GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE

YOUR CAMERAMAN...WHO...YA LITTLE BROTHER....?


CMON NOW MONTE...



C.M.P.


COUNTIN MY PENNNIES, COINS IN MY POCKET



if only u wasnt dead,