Just broke up with my girl

[epoxy]

went down to antioch for my girls bday on friday been together for about two months.... got into a fight, apparently shes a hoe lol. im glad i never gave her her damn bday gift. going back to best buy tommorow and getting my 250 back

her best friend just texted me talkin bout how i was the best thing that ever happened to her and im an great man... then follows up with im cute.

moral of the story be good to your girls friends you never know when your gonna need them..... imma fuck her friend paybacks a bitch.

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

2 months? get the fuck outta here...

 

[RedStorm]

You bought a girl you've been with for 2 months a $250 b-day gift?

 

[ESFCE]

lol

 

[jr916]

2 months? get the fuck outta here...

lol...really tho 2 months?!....you didnt even know the broad well enough to know if you wanted her on the team....her 90 day evaluation aint even came up yet

 

[Really Treal]

so who's she fuckin on?

 

[second650]

congrats!

 

[Rossibreath]

u prolly cried.

 

[Tha Mack]

fuck her friend then punch yerself in the dick for spendin $250 on a bitch you barley knew

 

[Blaza_4_Eva]

2 months? this high school relationship havin muthafucka.

 

[SouthernComfort]

lol @ 2 months, WTF, that aint even a relationship, thats like your going steady with her.... yea steady, on some lil house on the prairie shit.

Epoxy: "Hey baby, i dropped something"
Epoxy's friend: "What??"
Epoxy: "YOU!"

owwwwwwwwww thats how it went down.

 

[Talus]

You bought a girl you've been with for 2 months a $250 b-day gift?

that is exactly what i was about to say... wtf?

 

[PhantomOfFunk]

WTF THIS AIN'T MAX B

 

[jr916]

epoxy, you son of a bitch, i know your readin this....help us understand the situation better

 

[MrFedEx503]

u prolly cried.

LOL

2 months... that shit aint thread worthy!

 

[MrFedEx503]

u prolly cried.

LOL, dude actin all hurt like he really knew this bitch(which he didn't)

2 months... that shit aint thread worthy!

 

[epoxy]

lol i knew i was gonna get shit for the two months thing. its like this we were friends for a year or so, then we started fuckin around. for about 5 months then she moved to antioch. about two months later we hook up again and after about a month it turns into a relationship.

she got hammered and starts talkin about all the dudes she used to fuck. and i was like god damn. i need to step up my hoe radar

 

[epoxy]

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[epoxy]

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[NiNe2FiVe]

lol i knew i was gonna get shit for the two months thing. its like this we were friends for a year or so, then we started fuckin around. for about 5 months then she moved to antioch. about two months later we hook up again and after about a month it turns into a relationship.

she got hammered and starts talkin about all the dudes she used to fuck. and i was like god damn. i need to step up my hoe radar

what street does she live on? let me go get her side of the story, and some head.