...what yall say about R. Kelly, but that new video and song is RAAAWWWW!
So that leads me to my next thing. For those of you that have seen the new shit, I wonder if I make a story like that.
Here goes... Read it like a song!
Title: Trapped in a psychos closet
Artist: Michampin
Year: 2005
Chapter 1
Michampin: I wake up in the morning... Im stretching and yawnin... Im in a bedroom and I dont know... What the hell is going on.
(out of the other room)
Deena: Hello sexy... I like the way you sex me... I cooked some food and I've got your bath water ready.
Mich: (Thinking) Who the hell is this damned girl... Last night was a new world... I remember a night club... what the hell is going on.
Deena: Come give me a kiss boy... Let me put away my sex toys...
Mich: What!!!
Deena: Shh... You better be quiet I've got neighbors you cant make a lot of noise.
Mich: I've got to go home now... Can you get my draws off the ground.
Deena: Where you going, I love you boy... Plus I like the way you put it down.
Mich: No girl... I cant do that... Its not because your really fat... I've got a wife at home and shit I really know you like the dick...
Deena: Shh... Shh... I hear a car pulling up outside.
Mich: What... What...
Deena: Thats my boyfriend Kutt, boy you better hide.
Mich: Well can you stall him?
Deena: Well I can call him.
Mich: Yeah tell him to run to the store, and I'll go home and call you.
(Door opens)
Kutt: Honey Im home...
Mich: Oh shit, Im going out the window now. I dont care how far we off the ground.
Deena: We're on the 5th floor... Just hide in the closet now.
(Coming up the stairs now) (Jumps in closet)
Mich: Im in this girls closet... Damned I dropped my wallet
Deena: Whatever you do dont move, I'll get us outta this problem.
Kutt: There you are my little lady
Deena: I've got a surprise we having a baby
Mich: (peeking out of closet) I know this girl she better pay me, I dont think she's only crazy.
(Phone rings in closet)
Kutt: What the hell is going on, I know I heard a ringtone
Im going to investigate, somebody else is in my home.
Deena: Kutty please come back to bed, did you hear what I just said
Kutt: I dont give a damned girl, is that nigga under my bed... No not here, let me check the bathroom
Mich: This dude is really gonna kill me, I can hit him with this broom.
Kutt: He's not in the shower either, I thought you loved my fucking Deena.
Deena: You know I do now just please stop it
Mich: I got my 4-5 let me cock it
Kutt: I know someones here I aint gone stop it.... Maybe that nigga is in the closet.............
So that leads me to my next thing. For those of you that have seen the new shit, I wonder if I make a story like that.
Here goes... Read it like a song!
Title: Trapped in a psychos closet
Artist: Michampin
Year: 2005
Chapter 1
Michampin: I wake up in the morning... Im stretching and yawnin... Im in a bedroom and I dont know... What the hell is going on.
(out of the other room)
Deena: Hello sexy... I like the way you sex me... I cooked some food and I've got your bath water ready.
Mich: (Thinking) Who the hell is this damned girl... Last night was a new world... I remember a night club... what the hell is going on.
Deena: Come give me a kiss boy... Let me put away my sex toys...
Mich: What!!!
Deena: Shh... You better be quiet I've got neighbors you cant make a lot of noise.
Mich: I've got to go home now... Can you get my draws off the ground.
Deena: Where you going, I love you boy... Plus I like the way you put it down.
Mich: No girl... I cant do that... Its not because your really fat... I've got a wife at home and shit I really know you like the dick...
Deena: Shh... Shh... I hear a car pulling up outside.
Mich: What... What...
Deena: Thats my boyfriend Kutt, boy you better hide.
Mich: Well can you stall him?
Deena: Well I can call him.
Mich: Yeah tell him to run to the store, and I'll go home and call you.
(Door opens)
Kutt: Honey Im home...
Mich: Oh shit, Im going out the window now. I dont care how far we off the ground.
Deena: We're on the 5th floor... Just hide in the closet now.
(Coming up the stairs now) (Jumps in closet)
Mich: Im in this girls closet... Damned I dropped my wallet
Deena: Whatever you do dont move, I'll get us outta this problem.
Kutt: There you are my little lady
Deena: I've got a surprise we having a baby
Mich: (peeking out of closet) I know this girl she better pay me, I dont think she's only crazy.
(Phone rings in closet)
Kutt: What the hell is going on, I know I heard a ringtone
Im going to investigate, somebody else is in my home.
Deena: Kutty please come back to bed, did you hear what I just said
Kutt: I dont give a damned girl, is that nigga under my bed... No not here, let me check the bathroom
Mich: This dude is really gonna kill me, I can hit him with this broom.
Kutt: He's not in the shower either, I thought you loved my fucking Deena.
Deena: You know I do now just please stop it
Mich: I got my 4-5 let me cock it
Kutt: I know someones here I aint gone stop it.... Maybe that nigga is in the closet.............
