There was this guy who went to work on a dude ranch. He got bored, and asked the main dude what they did around there for fun. The main dude told him if he got real bored, to go around the back of the barn, and stick his dick in a hole in a barrel. The guy did it, and couldn't believe how good it felt. He went back to the main dude and asked how often he could do it, and the main dude said "every day but wednesday." the guy asked why not wednesday and the main dude said "cuz wendesday is your day in the barrel"