Here we go again...
I went to the fucking weak, bitch ass, raggedy, Club V.I., Downtown... They advertise "Free until midnight, drink for a dollar... Blah, blah, blah... Like I would really purchase a drink for a $1 unless it was Bud Light... My friends told me it was a cool spot, lets roll... We go get some Liq at the high ass sole gas station Downtown... Bullshit!!
Anyways... I get there, already tipsy as fuck in the line, its early around 10p so we can "get in" and chill for a sec to peep the scene, hell I aint ever been to no club in the town before... Pretty much the club is just opening around that time, hell it was free, the line was thick, I wanted in... I noticed that the line wasnt moving at all and no one was in the club really. There was a second line that you wouldnt have to wait in for 20 bucks and your in... I aint on that shit! It said free, whats the hold up... Why the hell aint nobody getting in, how hard is it to pat down and pack the house, make your money at the bar and have a good night???
10:30 comes
11:00 comes and goes
11:30 comes and goes... and so on...
I wasnt even deep in the line, so Im yelling at the security, whats the hold up? They lettin people in 5 at a time every 20 minutes, and mind you there aint a soul up in the place. I start telling them, "Yall advertise free til' midnight, let us in... Yall holding us up on purpose so yall can buy time until midnight and then charge the shit out of us!" Im out... The security gets upset and I have to light they asses up and crack on them! They make 35 a night, let us in... Some chicks that just got in left talking about aint nobody in there. they're leaving... In the meantime, Big Nick and Matt (Techs bodyguards) show up, we chat for a sec, and I leave...
On to Hurricane... Some more bullshit!!!
It was $10 to get in the hole in a wall... There was a cool band on stage, but all the black folks were outside, the white folks were inside, it was night and day... Before we get on that, I was in the line and there were 3 cockeyed chicks I was fucking with. I was tipsy so they didnt look that bad through beer goggles! They were acting stuck up, so I had to hit em up with the infamous "Fuck yall then, busted ass broads!" Oh yeah... "Bitches!" Yall uglaay any damned waysssss!!!<---Drunk lingo!!! To make a long story short, there wasnt much to do but stand in either corner and just look... look... and look.... oh and look.... Even the fat bitches had attitudes. Ha!
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH KANSAS CITY CLUBS... JOSE LIMA, HELP A BROTHA OUT... My homegirl told me that there was another spot to go to on Tuesdays, forgot the name of it... But all I know is, Imma save my little dub on the weekends and chill at the grown up clubs!
I went to the fucking weak, bitch ass, raggedy, Club V.I., Downtown... They advertise "Free until midnight, drink for a dollar... Blah, blah, blah... Like I would really purchase a drink for a $1 unless it was Bud Light... My friends told me it was a cool spot, lets roll... We go get some Liq at the high ass sole gas station Downtown... Bullshit!!
Anyways... I get there, already tipsy as fuck in the line, its early around 10p so we can "get in" and chill for a sec to peep the scene, hell I aint ever been to no club in the town before... Pretty much the club is just opening around that time, hell it was free, the line was thick, I wanted in... I noticed that the line wasnt moving at all and no one was in the club really. There was a second line that you wouldnt have to wait in for 20 bucks and your in... I aint on that shit! It said free, whats the hold up... Why the hell aint nobody getting in, how hard is it to pat down and pack the house, make your money at the bar and have a good night???
10:30 comes
11:00 comes and goes
11:30 comes and goes... and so on...
I wasnt even deep in the line, so Im yelling at the security, whats the hold up? They lettin people in 5 at a time every 20 minutes, and mind you there aint a soul up in the place. I start telling them, "Yall advertise free til' midnight, let us in... Yall holding us up on purpose so yall can buy time until midnight and then charge the shit out of us!" Im out... The security gets upset and I have to light they asses up and crack on them! They make 35 a night, let us in... Some chicks that just got in left talking about aint nobody in there. they're leaving... In the meantime, Big Nick and Matt (Techs bodyguards) show up, we chat for a sec, and I leave...
On to Hurricane... Some more bullshit!!!
It was $10 to get in the hole in a wall... There was a cool band on stage, but all the black folks were outside, the white folks were inside, it was night and day... Before we get on that, I was in the line and there were 3 cockeyed chicks I was fucking with. I was tipsy so they didnt look that bad through beer goggles! They were acting stuck up, so I had to hit em up with the infamous "Fuck yall then, busted ass broads!" Oh yeah... "Bitches!" Yall uglaay any damned waysssss!!!<---Drunk lingo!!! To make a long story short, there wasnt much to do but stand in either corner and just look... look... and look.... oh and look.... Even the fat bitches had attitudes. Ha!
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH KANSAS CITY CLUBS... JOSE LIMA, HELP A BROTHA OUT... My homegirl told me that there was another spot to go to on Tuesdays, forgot the name of it... But all I know is, Imma save my little dub on the weekends and chill at the grown up clubs!
