Fuck McDonalds

[InfamousICON]

fuck McDonalds, been eating some McDonalds breakfast the last couple days and had a couple McRibs so I've been collecting the monopoly pieces. I already got doubles of 2 out of 3 colors and doubles of 3 of the 4 railroads so I looked up online the odds of actually winning this shit and it's fucking horrible, apparently they made one piece in the group of all the colors extremely rare.

$7,000 EA Sports Fan Trip = 1 in 77,263,275
$50,000 = 1 in 77,263,275
$100,000 = 1 in 103,017,700
Nissan LEAF car = 1 in 309,053,100
$1,000,000 = 1 in 618,106,200


McDonalds in a multibillion dollor corporation and they can only give 1 $7,000 sports trip? Really? They can only give away one Nissan LEAF hybrid car? Really?

It's pretty much proven the $1,000,000 prize is a joke due to the fact this is only open to US residents, the US population is under 400,000,000 but the odds to win are 1 in 618,106,200.



Eat a dick McDonalds



that is all

 

[nightstalka]

HEY MR NUGGET, U DA BOMB!

 

[mrtonguetwista]

 

[AdolfOliverBush]

I went to McDonald's the other day and got a Big Mac meal with six Monopoly peel-offs. It said "1 in 4" wins. I didn't even win anything, not even some crappy small fries, etc.

Anyways, I think you'll be saying "Fuck McDonald's" for a different reason coming soon. With all that you've been eating and the destruction of your digestive system.

 

[Mac Jesus]

Easiest solution is to just eat 77,263,275 cheeseburgers.

 

[InfamousICON]

Easiest solution is to just eat 77,263,275 cheeseburgers.

probably still wouldn't win lol


maybe get a couple free fries along the way, but $50,000 or a EA Sports trip would not be had

 

[Gemini]

Fuck the game shit, I'm pissed at them bastards simply because they always fuck up my order in the drive thru

 

[SFC I-Side]

Washington cops are pretty fucked all around

 

[Mcthuggin99]

Fuck the game shit, I'm pissed at them bastards simply because they always fuck up my order in the drive thru

i always gotta park and make sure they got the order right otherwise everyone at the house is gonna be pissed at me.

there is always a fucking cheesburger missing, isnt there?

 

[emma]

Easiest solution is to just eat 77,263,275 cheeseburgers.

*insert joke about big robo*

 

[Mac Jesus]

*insert joke about big robo*

props, I was waiting for that.

 

[Rasan]

i always gotta park and make sure they got the order right otherwise everyone at the house is gonna be pissed at me.

there is always a fucking cheesburger missing, isnt there?

Or u order a double quarterpounder. U get to the pad, and there's only one patty.

 

[Meta4iCAL]

I say fuck McDonald's because that food is pure fucking shit... with the exception of the breakfast menu

 

[SFC I-Side]

those hash browns are crackin but they jumped up the price

 

[Likwid]

LOL @ eating at mcdonalds to win prizes. Someone #FELLINTOTHETRAP

 

[WXS STOMP3R]

i always gotta park and make sure they got the order right otherwise everyone at the house is gonna be pissed at me.

there is always a fucking cheesburger missing, isnt there?

OR YOU ORDER A TEN PIECE CHICKEN NUGGET MEAL AND GET ONLY EIGHT NUGGETS...HAPPENED TO MY KIDS A FEW TIMES

 

[DFresh77]

LOL @ eating at mcdonalds to win prizes. Someone #FELLINTOTHETRAP

lmao

 

[Chree]

i went the other day and got a 20 piece nuggets, won a quarter pounder with cheese and medium fries lol

fuck buying drinks too, i jus keep a large cup, and whenever i go eat there, i take that shit with me lol

 

[Cut-Throat]

"Lesbian aressted for stealing soda from McDonald's"

picture on page 3.

 

[Gemini]

i always gotta park and make sure they got the order right otherwise everyone at the house is gonna be pissed at me.

there is always a fucking cheesburger missing, isnt there?

OR YOU ORDER A TEN PIECE CHICKEN NUGGET MEAL AND GET ONLY EIGHT NUGGETS...HAPPENED TO MY KIDS A FEW TIMES

Yup! Or the fries. Them son's of bitches always, always forget an apple juice in my kids happy meals. At least one every damn time.

And it's always my babies mama's shit they're always fucking up.

I ordered a regular hamburger one of the times & they straight gave me the bread & patty with no ketchup, mustard, pickle or onion. I took it back & the lil fag behind the counter squeezed ketchup & handed it back to me. I said, "What's good homie? This isn't complete. It's still missing things." He grabbed it, threw a pickle slice in it & handed it back & I straight launched it back into the kitchen on his ass. And then yelled, "Hand me a fresh one!"

Dude got shook & handed me another one & said, "I'm sorry, Sir."

I grabbed my shit & bounced.