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William206

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Ok... soo I didnt go to work today.. I just woke up at 3... I was spose to be at work at 10.. And they called me like 4 times.. I was sopose to get off at 6



I spent the whole night kickin it and playing video games.. and was hella high.. and forgot i had to work tomrrow i thought i had to day off...

Now I got a no call no show.. I'm always late..and they are starting to give me shit about this.


I need ideas on what i should call in and say..

I lost my cell and didnt know i had to work?
I woke up late? ( which I wont say)

I lost my cell Some far away place.. had to go get it and when i got it back i found out i had to work?

I DON Know I can't even think of anyting good..

I am shit at lieing..

Anything that you think would work let me know I have 2 hours to explain... or i might have to talk to the real boss
 
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I. Cold

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this is gold:

say your car broke down and you locked yourself out of it with the phone inside

how can they argue with that?
 
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William206

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Fuck. I tried to call em.. But my phone is out of mins.. HAHAH this dya just keeps getting better.


fuck it.. Ill tell em the truth.. I dont drive.. so all of the broken down in the side of the freeway bullshit wont work..


Ill tell em the truth.. It should be coo.. ill use my homies phone..
 
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William206

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HAHA ..... told me i lett my phone at my friends house.. and didnt know i work.. shit seemed to work like a charm..


I got the nice boss.. shes Hella coo.. damn I got lucky.. The other boss.. would have said somthing to piss me off and made me lose my job be saying somthing Un needed

But everything is good now.. Stressed enough for 1 day.. sad that this stresses me.. but no job = no home.. better start getting shit right..
 
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NiNe2FiVe

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When I was in High School the bus i was on got hit by a car and had to stop which made me late too school, the bus driver gave us a sheet that said for the school to excuse us from being late, signed it and everything. I kept the sheet, used it on all my teachers whenever i didnt do a project, shit u not got my english teacher twice. About 5 weeks ago i told my boss my grandmother had foot surgery so i had to drive her, i really went to marine world.
 
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hyphyflip

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Tell them you had to do christmas shopping the night before that you was so exhausted and tired that you wasnt able to wake up the next day.. and just be like Im sorry sir but im just a family type of guy and my family is one of my top priorities... blah blah..
 
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hyphyflip

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600Francisco said:
shit ya'll don't got nothin' on me...told my boss i had to pick up my little brother from school so she let me go, but two days latter on halloween she told me to bring in my brother(just to let you know i have no little brother)so what do i do...bring in my homies son, shit went smooth, i just told the little guy "don't say anything and say i'm your brother"

sometimes when she asks how he's doing i forget that i'm supposed to have a little brother lol oh well
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^^ loL
 
Gringo Starr

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William206 said:
Ok... soo I didnt go to work today.. I just woke up at 3... I was spose to be at work at 10.. And they called me like 4 times.. I was sopose to get off at 6



I spent the whole night kickin it and playing video games.. and was hella high.. and forgot i had to work tomrrow i thought i had to day off...

Now I got a no call no show.. I'm always late..and they are starting to give me shit about this.


I need ideas on what i should call in and say..

I lost my cell and didnt know i had to work?
I woke up late? ( which I wont say)

I lost my cell Some far away place.. had to go get it and when i got it back i found out i had to work?

I DON Know I can't even think of anyting good..

I am shit at lieing..

Anything that you think would work let me know I have 2 hours to explain... or i might have to talk to the real boss
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If you already have a bad repoir with your work, it wont matter if your whole family died in a horrific plane crash, they arent gonna a)beleive you or b)care.

Better start lookin for a new job, buddy.
 
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