Forget Asian E-40, Asian MC Hammer is holdin it down

[CHRISHOGGALYPSE]

I ran a search and didn't see where anyone had posted this up yet. Asian dude must be in pretty good shape. Runnin hammer moves for 4+ minutes isn't easy I'm sure

 

[Theezy]

LMAO at his mom and sister talking and knitting in the backround like nothing is even going on in the room...

Vid wasnt funny or entertaining tho, so.......

 

[nightstalka]

lol @his moms just knitting in there not caring about the megadance going on

 

[nightstalka]

lol theezy was faster

 

[infinity]

mom doesnt even give a fuck. she didnt look up once

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'll see your Chinese MC Hammer and raise you a Korean Mariah Carey

 

[Unknown Poet]

LOL the William Hung of dancing... !

 

[Unknown Poet]

what the hell why would a guy sing touch my body??

not cool... i need some weed now to deal with all this drama..

 

[L.D.S.]

I've come to save this thread!

Tiddies bounce to the song, breh.

 

[BaSICCally]

I'll see your Chinese MC Hammer and Korean Mariah Carey and raise you fat Chinese Whitney Houston..FTW!

 

[SLRider510]

LMAO at his mom and sister talking and knitting in the backround like nothing is even going on in the room...

Vid wasnt funny or entertaining tho, so.......

how u gonna say LMAO.... then say it wasnt funny or entertaining... all is forgiven tho bc u have arianny in ur sig..... holy shit shes bad

 

[MysticOracle]

lol at the size of asian living spaces

 

[LilSmellsWicked]

That shit was cool, fuck MC Hammer but that kid was like Napoleon Dynamite, real shit

 

[mrtonguetwista]

There used to be this whiteboy cat @ my high school who dressed like Hammer, DAILY in his life,... glasses, drop crotch pants, everything.

Dude was a bonafied fuckin DORK.

He would go and dance in front of the entire school during lunch n shit.. some laughed some gave props.

....the next year that same whiteboy became what we called "Super-Norte" & changed his entire attire to Ben Davis, white T's & LOCS.

still a nerd.

saw dude a few years back @ the flea market, with a MONSTER of a wife, & the ugliest baby ever made.

I LOL'd.... cool story breh.

hell yea..I remember that dude lol **good times**

 

[CHRISHOGGALYPSE]

Everyone I knew that saw the video was thinkin the same thing, this kid must bust this crap out a few times per day for moms or grandma or whoever it was to not even look his direction while he's doing this. He is straight up dancing like crazy 2 feet from her and she could care less.

All b.s aside, Hammer was a pretty good performer in his day. That stuff doesn't really have any room in current hip hop but he was definitely a good performer

 

[MysticOracle]

i would have rather seen hammer perform than that black eyed peas shit they had at the super bowl

 

[NAMO]

thread save attempt.........

 

[CHRISHOGGALYPSE]

i would have rather seen hammer perform than that black eyed peas shit they had at the super bowl

FO' REAL!

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Ya all jokes aside that kid did kill it.

 

[BIGCHILL]

hahahah

he did all that wedged between a couch and a t.v


i gotta give him props for that