drunk driving

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Dec 25, 2003
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lmao

let them titties obscure your field of vision

somehow i know you got titties

I aint even seen em

its all good though i ve met several vapid big titty bitches in my time

its like a chest stops you from having interesting things to say
 

Stalka All Day

Yeezy Taught Me
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actually a big ass bottle of jeiger and me and my friend finishing it up between just us two was what kinda got in the way....also the electricity pole...but i even crashed that bitch perfectly....lol
right in the middle and shit lol
 
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bitch

I aint been in a good ass fight in at least 6, 7 years

I miss that shit

Get some money and go to college and you outta the woods if youre white

I suppose rich black men still get into fistfights

I wish I was black
 

Stalka All Day

Yeezy Taught Me
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you know, i always used to drive drunk and like the next day be like...wow i was really drunk and should not have been on the road...but id still do it again.
very stupid.
i totaled my car actually by looking at my phone.
i thinnk i had gotten a text message or a phonecall.
i just remember the ligt flashing and me reaching over to see whos calling and next thing you know i hit this pole
 
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I actually rear ended the fuck out of a car full of paisas eating a Fresh Choice salad and driving at the same time.

Thank god for full coverage.

I had like 15 Juancarloses poppin out rubbing their necks

Dont rear end a truck full of mexicans in front of a lumber yard (<- what i did0

Im still paying my lawyer off today
 

Stalka All Day

Yeezy Taught Me
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oh and what you know about full coverage....
paid my shit off and broke me off a little change!!!!
i felt like i won the fucking lottery! lol
drink and drive yall.....just do it the smart way....lol
 
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For real

It;s like straddles...

I was positioned for the market to be at about 6600

And now im getting fucked in the ass

At least against my own advice I took out insurance

Fucking +1 percent today fuc you FTSE