dreaded moments in HS...

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May 5, 2002
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anyone have those memories that u prolly dont remember but were all too often back in HS?? Im talkin about times u forgot about a test that weighed a lot on your grade and someone reminded u about it maybe 20minutes b4 class?

I had a big ass memory job watchin a few of my superiors cram 4 a presentation they forgot about =/

i used to hate when teachers would pass back tests and congratulate students on their grades then when they got to my shit they'd just give me the 'you might want to see me after class look'
 
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^yeah probably my most dreaded moments for me would be getting caught up with the 5-0.
Hella times running away from them hopping hella fences and laying low in people's backyards for smoking weed or drinking beer or some shit
 
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MuneyHongry650 said:
^yeah probably my most dreaded moments for me would be getting caught up with the 5-0.
Hella times running away from them hopping hella fences and laying low in people's backyards for smoking weed or drinking beer or some shit
you got some serious street cred now
 
May 5, 2002
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MuneyHongry650 said:
^ oh yeah come see about me NO HOMO

yeah I didn't mean we would do it on campus, but this happened during my time that I was in school

oh im talkin about shit that went down in class.
yeah i think most folks have that HS aged ish of bein paranoid about gettin caught up and havin to do those lil "getaways"
 
May 2, 2002
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jay_jay said:
I got shitted on by a bird one time walking from one class to another... in jr high...

Vallejo Jr High always had dumb ass seaguls flying over head...
I've gotten shit on by a bird too. Shit right on my brand new d-backs fitted.
 

Gas One

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beyond not particularly finishing puberty in high school, i was a G and i dont take anything back.

prolly woulda mashed on more high school pussy now that i got that year book with the "i had a crush on you" comments

ok..heres one

i would have STUDIED
i BARELY passed high school. i had a 1.98 and they rounded it off or some wild shit and let me walk.'

a senior in 1995 told me that i didnt have to study and id still graduate
well...i did graduate tho so he was right

i cheated onall my tests, i even cheated on my spanish test from a puerto rican and wrote my shit in the wrong form of spanish, teacher came up to me speakin puerto rican i was like what?

and i socked a kid for liking depeche mode that was my highlight of high school

i had never even heard depeche mode but for some reason i associated depeche mode with fags so he got socked in the computer lab at the computer rofl
 
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one moment was when i broke my ligements back in 9th grade when i was playin basketball.....i actually felt a minor pain when i came down for the rebound....i was ok though....i guess i was walkin on it too much...so when i was in class walkin........i almost colapsed..i was like, fuck! SO....some females assisted me wit a rollin chair to the office....i was in there for a couple hours ......i tried gettin up, but couldnt walk for shit....the pain was not good at all. didnt go to skoo for like 2 weeks. My ass was not gonna go to skoo wit some crutches, i never knew why cats use to do that.... maybe for attention
 
May 31, 2006
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i took a turn in the parking lot pretty quick and the school assigned police officer got on the PA in his car and said "learn how to drive jared!" it was kinda embarassing but oh well..
 
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ok where do i start, first off, as mentioned above, puberty is a bitch, now to the good parts, in 7th grade, i got in a fight involving a car muffler, in 9th grade i hung my teachers class teddy bear off a celing fan, i failed 10th grade, in 10th grade summer school, i stuck steel shit into an electrical socket, sparks came flying out, and a loud ass BOOM was heard throughout the school, i got expelled for it, 2nd 10th grade, i was throwing books out of 2nd story window, and could've gotten away with it easily, because security wanted to blame someone else, but i dont liek people takin shit for my bs, so i admitted to it, 11th grade, i failed just like most other years, i failed my english class with a 0.4%, not a 4%, not a 40%, but 0.4%, but they let me go with summer school, i dropped out after 11th grade, but decided to go back into 12 grade because of a work study program/computer classes, i nearly aced like 13 of mine classes that i had to make up in half a school year, and i did like 7 more of other peoples classes for money, unfortunetly, i like playing with fire, so i burned a bunhc of letters into my classroom door, and i burned some styrofoam in the lynch room, and they expelled me for it with 13 days left of 12th grade, but gave me my diploma because i finished all my classes like half way throughout the year, im prolly forgetting some other fun stuff, like goin to school drunk or beer, high off jane, leanin off cough syrup....
 

Evil Jesus

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i remember this one time my sophmore year duing english. this one spanish chick had some big ass titties in a tiny ass top. her shit was just falling out. im a big tit man so i was starin hard. my shit started gettin large and then outta nowhere i get called to the office to take care of some absence bullshit. i had to lose that boner quick. so i thought about people seein that shit and then talkin about it to other heads and it basically ruining the rest of my HS life. guarenteed i lost that shit in a matter of seconds. i will say that 3 seconds before i stood up i did that quick situation rundown in my head. "if i stand up is my pants gonna be tight?" "is someone gonna notice if im still at half mass?" "should i stand up quick and fast or slow and normal?" "should i get up facing the wall and get my bag over my should asap?" anyway it wasnt as bad as i made it out to be in my head when i finally stood up and dipped. i did however check out that girls tits one mo gain before leaving the room.
 
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Most dreaded (but fun) moments...

1. eating 2 hot pockets and a pizza for break and then smoking some laced shit during P.E. that made me hurl all over the handball courts. I pissed off all the pisas for that one. That stuff made me blind and I couldn't see shit and my ear were thumpin'.

2. Boxing at this homie's house who lived across the street. We'd get high and drink and then have boxing matches. I went against my other homie and I came hard but one hit and i flew like the guy who got shot in Matrix. Literally flew up in the air and my head bounced like a basketball. But i was ok

3. I was messing with this chick at a dance. She was fine as hell and we hooked up the weekend after, but I later realized she had some funky ass breath and everytime we'd kiss I wanted to yak in her mouth. I'd be gaggin' I left her stranded.

4. Another HS dance some chick pulled me to the side after the dance outside and dropped my pants, lifted her skirt and tried to get me to fuck her. A teacher caught us and I ran off and left the bitch stranded. hahaha

Man so many tales those are just the one's off the top of my head