Fuck it.....I'm tired of this punk-ass cunt. I feel like being an immature little asshole today just for the simple fact that she can't get over it and keeps talkin' shit on the PM's.
Siccness artists beware........Chili is on the prowl!!!!!!! This is how she lures you into her trap!
10. Jock him on the internet
9. Offer to buy his album
8. Earn brownie points by promoting his music
7. Tell him to meet you at your hotel when you come to his city
6. Offer to take him to dinner if he drives hella far to bring his CD to you
5. After dinner, suggest that he have drinks with you at the hotel lounge
4. Act like you're a big drinker when you're really not so you can get sloshed and have an excuse to make an ass out of yourself (this also provides an excuse to NOT remember anything you did or said and why)
3. Begin flirting heavily and start rubbing his leg
2. When you're finally so shit faced you fall on your ass while trying to walk, suggest going back to your room
1. And finally, once back to the room, hope he's either drunk or desperate enough to fuck you. Begin taking off your clothes and when he says "no," start begging pathetically and touch yourself in hopes it will turn him on. Then try to grab him and pull him on top of you. But he's not interested in your fat nasty fuckin' ass and decides to leave. Then disrespect him by callin' him a "bitch" because you just got rejected.
After all that.....kick back and watch while he clowns you on the internet for months because you won't stop talkin' shit and you think you're hard. Now who's the bitch? Bitch. :knockout:
Good day.
Siccness artists beware........Chili is on the prowl!!!!!!! This is how she lures you into her trap!
10. Jock him on the internet
9. Offer to buy his album
8. Earn brownie points by promoting his music
7. Tell him to meet you at your hotel when you come to his city
6. Offer to take him to dinner if he drives hella far to bring his CD to you
5. After dinner, suggest that he have drinks with you at the hotel lounge
4. Act like you're a big drinker when you're really not so you can get sloshed and have an excuse to make an ass out of yourself (this also provides an excuse to NOT remember anything you did or said and why)
3. Begin flirting heavily and start rubbing his leg
2. When you're finally so shit faced you fall on your ass while trying to walk, suggest going back to your room
1. And finally, once back to the room, hope he's either drunk or desperate enough to fuck you. Begin taking off your clothes and when he says "no," start begging pathetically and touch yourself in hopes it will turn him on. Then try to grab him and pull him on top of you. But he's not interested in your fat nasty fuckin' ass and decides to leave. Then disrespect him by callin' him a "bitch" because you just got rejected.
After all that.....kick back and watch while he clowns you on the internet for months because you won't stop talkin' shit and you think you're hard. Now who's the bitch? Bitch. :knockout:
Good day.
