A JOB IN OAKLAND

[tweeze]

MAN JUST GOT A CALL FORM THIS LADY SAYING THAT SHE HAD A JOB FOR ME
11 BUCKS AN HOUR DRIVING FORKLIFT AND DRIVING A BOBTAIL TRUCK
ONLY PROBLEM SHE ASKED ME IF I HAD A CLEAN DMV AND L'S

MY RESPONSE

BUT IF ANYBODY THINK THEY CAN FUCK WITH IT ITS DIVERSIFIED PERSONNEL IN OAKLAND ASK FOR DORTHY JUST THOUGHT I HELP ONE OF YOU NIGGAZ OUT SINCE YOU KNOW I DONT QUALIFY

 

[Gas One]

who the fuck would let you on a forklift? you cant even operate the keyboard

you was on one even tryin for that lol

 

[jr916]

a bobtail?..you mean a bobcat tweeze?

 

[tweeze]

a bobtail?..you mean a bobcat tweeze?

she told me bobtail truck

and fuk you gas when i worked for levitz in san leandro

i still was loading couches on a high rise stacker drunk azz hell lol

 

[Toro]

tweeze is the reasons why Levitz had to close.

 

[tweeze]

tweeze is the reasons why Levitz had to close.

i got hurt on the job and them mothafuckaz is making me foot the bill for $967

for a 3 min ambulance ride smh

 

[ESFCE]

tweeze try applying to circuit city or compUsa, they starting at 15 an hour in Oakland

 

[Gas One]

i still was loading couches on a high rise stacker drunk azz hell lol

i got hurt on the job and them mothafuckaz is making me foot the bill for $967

^ lol

were those two possibly related to eachother

 

[Dirt E. Needlez]

tweeze, i heard there are a few jobs out there for someone like you

1. Bulletproof Vest Test Dummy
2. Crash test Dummy for motorcycles
3. Bay Bridge lightbulb changer
4. Experimental Drug Research Assistant
5. Rat Poison Quality Assurance Analyst (temporary position)
6. Bungie Cord tester
7. Professional Sign Spinner

 

[Toro]

tweeze needs to be a tutor or something, maybe a doctor.

 

[f31roger]

a bobtail?..you mean a bobcat tweeze?

Bobtail truck is kinda like... UPS and Fedex Trucks (not semi trucks).

hey, this might be good for someone.

again, OPD is hiring and so is CHP. ahahah any takes?

 

[jr916]

Bobtail truck is kinda like... UPS and Fedex Trucks (not semi trucks).

hey, this might be good for someone.

again, OPD is hiring and so is CHP. ahahah any takes?

damn a full size truck!! thats even worse than a bobcat...i wouldnt trust tweeze to operate a skateboard..

 

[tweeze]

tweeze, i heard there are a few jobs out there for someone like you

1. Bulletproof Vest Test Dummy
2. Crash test Dummy for motorcycles
3. Bay Bridge lightbulb changer
4. Experimental Drug Research Assistant
5. Rat Poison Quality Assurance Analyst (temporary position)
6. Bungie Cord tester
7. Professional Sign Spinner

LOL:hurt:

I AM SMARTER THEN YOU NIGGAZ THINK B

 

[Gas One]

LOL at tweeze part of OPD. god i wish i had a comedy show, thats a skit right there

tweeze stopping car: *leans in car* fHOL ON NIGGA I AM FROM EAST 27TH

car passengers: ........

tweeze: (pulls cd out of pocket, wipes cd with uniform, puts cd in offenders car)

tweeze: NOW TELL SHOCK G DIDNT GO AHHHHHHHHH TOWN BIDNESS!!! *whips passengers with dreads*

passengers: (afraid to say anything, slowly bobs head)

tweeze: *takes passengers bottle of patron, drinks in 5 gulps, walks away*

passengers: *( begin to drive away at no more than 2mph)*

tweeze: YOU STEELIN MY CD CUZZO?? LIKE THAT???
(runs after car, falls,pulls gun out and shoots at car)

passengers: *dead*

tweeze: *turns on siren in patrol car, bounces*

stay tuned for a sequel of tweeze OPD..

 

[ESFCE]

LMAO

 

[Toro]

LOL at tweeze part of OPD. god i wish i had a comedy show, thats a skit right there

tweeze stopping car: *leans in car* fHOL ON NIGGA I AM FROM EAST 27TH

car passengers: ........

tweeze: (pulls cd out of pocket, wipes cd with uniform, puts cd in offenders car)

tweeze: NOW TELL SHOCK G DIDNT GO AHHHHHHHHH TOWN BIDNESS!!! *whips passengers with dreads*

passengers: (afraid to say anything, slowly bobs head)

tweeze: *takes passengers bottle of patron, drinks in 5 gulps, walks away*

passengers: *( begin to drive away at no more than 2mph)*

tweeze: YOU STEELIN MY CD CUZZO?? LIKE THAT???
(runs after car, falls,pulls gun out and shoots at car)

passengers: *dead*

tweeze: *turns on siren in patrol car, bounces*

stay tuned for a sequel of tweeze OPD..

Hahaha, trying hella hard not to laugh in my class.

 

[ThiZZmAtiC510]

lmaoooo...i was dead at the first line hahaha

tweeze stopping car: *leans in car* fHOL ON NIGGA I AM FROM EAST 27TH

i could hella picture that shit

 

[jr916]

tweeze stopping car: *leans in car* fHOL ON NIGGA I AM FROM EAST 27TH

*dead*...lmfao

 

[Nevasoba]

who the fuck would let you on a forklift? you cant even operate the keyboard

you was on one even tryin for that lol

tweeze is the reasons why Levitz had to close.

tweeze try applying to circuit city or compUsa, they starting at 15 an hour in Oakland

^ lol

were those two possibly related to eachother

tweeze, i heard there are a few jobs out there for someone like you

1. Bulletproof Vest Test Dummy
2. Crash test Dummy for motorcycles
3. Bay Bridge lightbulb changer
4. Experimental Drug Research Assistant
5. Rat Poison Quality Assurance Analyst (temporary position)
6. Bungie Cord tester
7. Professional Sign Spinner

damn a full size truck!! thats even worse than a bobcat...i wouldnt trust tweeze to operate a skateboard..

LOL at tweeze part of OPD. god i wish i had a comedy show, thats a skit right there

tweeze stopping car: *leans in car* fHOL ON NIGGA I AM FROM EAST 27TH

car passengers: ........

tweeze: (pulls cd out of pocket, wipes cd with uniform, puts cd in offenders car)

tweeze: NOW TELL SHOCK G DIDNT GO AHHHHHHHHH TOWN BIDNESS!!! *whips passengers with dreads*

passengers: (afraid to say anything, slowly bobs head)

tweeze: *takes passengers bottle of patron, drinks in 5 gulps, walks away*

passengers: *( begin to drive away at no more than 2mph)*

tweeze: YOU STEELIN MY CD CUZZO?? LIKE THAT???
(runs after car, falls,pulls gun out and shoots at car)

passengers: *dead*

tweeze: *turns on siren in patrol car, bounces*

stay tuned for a sequel of tweeze OPD..

dies....and dies again