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Fuck this shit. It used to crack with hella funny ass shit. But now ever time i come here 100% pure bullshit. I just wanted to let you fuckers know

I was talking to my girl about her brother.. and she brought up that everyone in her fam thinks hes gay. She said her proof is that he got a hemroid from getting but raped...while he lived with a a gay couple SO anyone ever heard of this? Thought this shit was hella funny only reason i...

Fuck this shit is lame. I'm at my big homies House... Stuck here... HIs ass is sleepin.. the next store is like 4 miles away... dudes bitch left town .. Out of fucking CIgs and Weed.. and cant do shit about it.. I was gonna make the walk to the store..BUT.. I can't leave the house.. cuz...

I don't really remember shit from it... but it had a few slaps like 2 or 3. It was Either a Ridah or jacka Presents Alumb. the first track has some whistling for a like 20 or 30 secs.. and then the beat drops and Ridah or jacka starts Spittin. I cant remember which one it was.. I'm sure it...

ok.. so I get to work at 2... this dude that works there homegirl is there( she also works with us) but she isnt working shes just hanging out. since 11. so she doesnt leave till like 4 when her homie gets off.. even tho our manager told her ass she had to go like 10 times. so at like 5:00 her...

My homies sister (I think) used to hella want me and shit.. and my homie used to always talk shit.. about my mom and shit and how he would put her on the track.. so I always told him to tell his sister to call me. for years this shit went on..... Till i came with some shit that give me the...

Ok... soo I didnt go to work today.. I just woke up at 3... I was spose to be at work at 10.. And they called me like 4 times.. I was sopose to get off at 6 I spent the whole night kickin it and playing video games.. and was hella high.. and forgot i had to work tomrrow i thought i had to day...

ok.. say someone walks up to you on the street and trys to sell you somthing hella tight for hella cheap and you buy it cuz its a deal. then you go to your homies house and the same thing you bought was stolen from his house.. and it turns out the 1 you bought was the one that gotten stolen...

Ok.. so this has happened like 20 times in my life time.. and it happen today so i thought i might as well asking yall Do I look like im Stright from africa? Shit gets annoying All these africans asking me where im from and shit.. and getting a werid ass fucking look on they face when I start...

Whos the most annoying/dumb? I think this should be like a reality show where we can vote one of these fuckers off

I was fucking going to the bus stop the other day ... and I was right behidn it and I come to the front door and the guy closes it and Starts to drive off. So I yell " fuck you" this nigga on the back of the bus Shouts out "ghost ride the bus" I started dying Shit was hella funny. I need...

So.. When this shit goes down..you just take up a few blocks and have a big ass party and carshow.. and the cops cant do shit.. or do pigs come and break that shit up? I hella wanna hit cali just to see one

Has anyone worked there? If so, then how was the job. I am getting ready to work there.. and I dont want to.. I always make fun of people for working fast food.. but this is the first place that has called back in the last few months.. so i am taking the job. This is the lowest of lows.. I...

HAHAHAAHAHAH I know its only Preseason.. but WE KICK THEY ASS.... Raiders aint doin shit this year.. if they keep dropin passes shit like that. Seattle did Alright.. we could have been better.. but i think that the Raiders Do soooo bad.. that it just made us look HELLA great! I Hope we...

WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THIS SHIT? SHIT STARTS TO BLUR. STOP THIS SHIT PLEASE IT DOESNT MAKE YOU LOOK HARD. AND I DONT KNOW ABOUT OTHERS. BUT IT MAKES ME SKIP WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU HAD TO SAY. + PLUS IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT ^^see?

I was going to my homies house ( where im at now) and when i got to the buss stop down town.. there where hella metro Clean up guys cleaning up the street. I didn't think to much of it.. besides the point that it was 7pm and they where cleaning the fuck out of the street getting in the wya of...

we met this bitch around the same time, and she was Hella into me But I had a girl and my homie would like talk about this bitch All the time when she wasnt around.. Like he was in love with her or somthing. So they hooked up and was fuckin with each other for a few months.. He Did Fall...

How much time do you get for assault on a police officer down in longbeach area? I don't know if all the laws are the same for cali. Does anyone really know?

What songs better Macaframalama-Xraidied Or Game im spittin - mac dre I Really can't choose.. cuz they 2 of my fav tracks. I was making a Cd..and I ended up with 1 spot left..and didnt know which song to put in. I went with Game im spittin.. I had macaframalma on a Cd a few months ago

The shits Or constipation?