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  1. marty50

    is there better footage of that touchdown

    is there a better angle for that last second vikings touchdown? i swear the dudes toes were on the line, but all the replay footage had horrible angles, you just could not tell. i think they should have cameras on the out of bounds sides of the endzones, kinda like those cameras that they have...
  2. marty50

    ahaaa lmao

    WSLP1tQjG9M
  3. marty50

    lotto scratchers

    how you play your lotto? i make it a game within a game and make it last. scratch one of my numbers and scratch half of the game one spot at a time. then i take a break, cuz it's intense, then i scratch the rest of em, take a break. finally, i scratch the other one of my numbers, and scan and...
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    ? about football line formation

    during the 9ers game vs seattle, i saw the 9ers line up on the scrimmage, and the running back would go to the other side on an audible, but he would line up perpendicular or 90 degrees to the scrimmage line and the other offensive linemen, and the running back would be set up what looked like...
  5. marty50

    what some legit words that sound crazy

    fraglerocks if you can put them in a sentence whure are my fraglerocks
  6. marty50

    kenny vs spenny

    i have to recommend this show, it's on demand under comedy central. it airs at 2 am on sundays, (saturday night), since it is on saturday nights. also cuz its a lil vulgar and distasteful. the kenny vs spenny - who can piss more people off was fantastic. the jesus sucks was brillant. the part...
  7. marty50

    here is some tiddy magic. no the real thing

  8. marty50

    california politicians affairs

    this dude is a fuck. he had 2 affairs while married. and talks abotu family values. the shit in bold is hilarious. god i hate politicians and authority, useing their higher upness to get away with things. by the way taht 36 year old is a hottie. i wonder how she got him to help her company...
  9. marty50

    who is this chick

    dave like them tiddies.
  10. marty50

    what is up with this

    lol, what is this spin the bottle
  11. marty50

    hahaha damn

    YszlftVHEa8
  12. marty50

    jurys and evidence

    i haver a question about when a judge tells a jury to dismiss evidence and not to use it to make they final judgment or verdict. when evidence is presented to the court and it is not admitted, how can the defendant and the other side know that the jury is not gonna use that evidence, even tho...
  13. marty50

    they isa football game on the tv

    ch 40 csnba thats all yall
  14. marty50

    japanese culture is there anything weirder

    being stuck in a room naked with hundreds of others, wtf. i have seen shit in my life, but somethings i cant explain is the japanese culture. i was reading some article about how they have body pillows with anime chiicks on em and they consider them girlfriends or some shit. lmao, hahaha...
  15. marty50

    this dog is peverted

    look at this commercial, dude uses x-ray vision to look at a girls booty. i like how he said excellent. what a creepy dog. http://www.cottonelle.com/ youre gonna get raped
  16. marty50

    tic tac toe porn

    since they is no siccness arcade, here is the next best thing. who want to play. icons are balls = oo and pussu = () . jsut copy and paste the tic tac toe board with your selection on it to the next post. and so on. i will play agaiinst the first person. one person at a time, or you can set off...
  17. marty50

    this is why everybody needs health insurance

    A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. 'Oh my GOD!' screamed the woman. 'That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?' The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, 'I'm very...
  18. marty50

    can someone explain this

    i got my headphones on hooked up to teh computer. now i got the tv on with the volume down all the way to zero - no sound. so in between the the beginning and the end of the tracks - i can hear the fuckin tv thru my headphones - wtf. the tv aint hooked up to the computer, and the headphones...
  19. marty50

    the little things in life

    its that last drop of ham juice that you soak up in the lunchables the green flavor packed crusty looking burnt chip that they accidently put in your bag of chips. the chicken wing bone that breaks in half when you take a bite, cuz of too much steriods. the rubber that breaks and your bitch...
  20. marty50

    the candy is my meal thread

    jeah, i get the munchies every so often, i love some candy, right nowa i gots me some swedish fish studies say eating candy right b4 bed promtes healthy dreams of candyland bliss and chocolate cherry vanilla waterfalls. im a fuckin belliver you can bet on taht shit right there!!! soem people...