A 90-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual checkup.
The doctor asked him how he's feeling. The 90-year-old says,
I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is
pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considers his question for a minute and then
begins, "I have a friend who is an avid hunter and never
misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of
a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his
gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting
beside the stream of water. He raised his umbrella and
went, 'Bang, bang and the beaver fell over dead. What do
you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."
The doctor replied..... "My point exactly."
The doctor asked him how he's feeling. The 90-year-old says,
I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is
pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considers his question for a minute and then
begins, "I have a friend who is an avid hunter and never
misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of
a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his
gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting
beside the stream of water. He raised his umbrella and
went, 'Bang, bang and the beaver fell over dead. What do
you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."
The doctor replied..... "My point exactly."
