Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

Smoked a bowl then moved my car. I was high / tired as fuck and not paying attention scraped the rear passenger wheel well panel on a concrete pillar there's like a half inch white scuff mark ayy lmao

I hate fluffy rain

Various amounts of DUI hit and run

Starting to think i may actually be a small Asian girl. My entire life has been a lie

That's awesome man.

I'm a trained never call the cops expert

lol

"bro your house is on fire aren't you going to call 911?!"
"Fuck that i aint no snitch"

Yea a situation hella similar to that happened at a friends where we accidentally starte d a kitchen fire and he was gonna call the 911s and I was like "what about all ur weed bro" and we ended up Just putting it out #cuzzbroentertainmentredux

What kind of loser can't put out a fire themselves and has to resort to calling the cops. that's some bitch shit right there.

I shouldn't be up this late. It's passed my bedtime and I'm going to get in trouble.

past you fucking loser.

If a smoke detector went off from an actual fire here there'd be 1-3 full sized stretch fire trucks, regular fire trucks, ambulances and police here within 2 minutes it happened before a while ago right before i came on shift. Someone set their cutting board on a burner they thought was off then walked off and it went on fire. Buildings with hundreds of ppl in it they dont mess around once an actual fire sensor goes off

The calling 911 part is more like "hey look guys i did my job" lol its kind of pointless

I guess if there was some kind of unknown disconnect between the fire system and automatically dispatching 911 it'd be good to call just in case, better to be safe than let a fire go for those extra few mins

@Nuttkase

They are coming here in April gonna try to catch the show seeing it's three blocks from me.