what a fucking weekend

bewl story breaux

bongratulations doe

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Your having slight regret amigo?

if you are not in love with her& 100% sure she is not a slut then this is NOT the woman to be having kids with or in 2 years you're gonna be making a child support thread.

abort mission!!! abort mission!!! abort mission!!!!

houston to dirtysanchez we have a problem!

Get that prego pussy while it's hot..........

I can say with 95% accuracy that the baby is actually mine.

Congrats! @Mac Jesus

You'll be a great father.

just don't turn into a Gemini with like 10 babymamas and 15 kids (5 of those belong to another fat guy)..

No I won't D @dirtysanchez will raise my kid. fuck babies.

No Sicx.

been drunk three times in 24 hours and this shit sucks...theres a pizza on my floor and I definitely didn't order it...6 boxes of black and milds...and I have three empty boxes of mac and cheese...wtf

The test proved otherwise...

I was just going to reply that both Gemini and Dirty are gonna be on Maury to find out who's the real baby daddy lol..... hahahaha but Congrats to the homie Dirty!

18 year babysitting sentence. Along with a hefty monthly fine if you dont keep the bm happy.

Having kids is a really risky deal for the successful american male.

WETHEWEST.COM BRRRRREHHHH

congrats dirtysanchez

if its not good news then abort the mission...

otherwise quit whinin and man up

children are the most beautifulest thing in this world and its just like that

you will never create anything greater than a child

its havin a baby wit tha wrong bitch thats a mufucca

@Gemini has the same philosophy