porn legend lisa ann is calling it a career

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Lisa Ann Retires From Porn







Get out your unused tissues Internet fappers, one of the greats has called it a career.


Heralded adult film actress and Dallas Cowboys lover Lisa Ann, star of porn classics such as Obama Is Nailin’ Palin, Letterman’s Nailin’ Palin, Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin, Mandingo: Massacre and In the Butt 9, bid farewell to her fans in an emotional 10-page letter she posted on Facebook Monday morning.


Ann, who made waves in the sports world for banging Notre Dame wide receiver Justin Brent, stated there was no better way to share her thoughts with her fans than writing a letter:
















That’s how you retire folks. Ann’s had one of the most illustrious porn careers ever, but you didn’t see her go all Derek Jeter and make it a memorial tour.


Until Ann takes over Sirius full-time, you can surf through our Lisa Ann gallery which features some throwback photos


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The next time we'll hear from her it'll be on a underground / low budget documentary based on retired porno stars. She'll never live it down. She'll have a clothing line (which means it's an iron on, on a swap meet T-Shirt.) Little money will come in from making appearances at signings. Where she'll sign old DVD's of her films and pictures of her in her prime. And take a picture with fans for a ridiculous amount of money for a Polaroid.

The documentary we'll stumble upon it about 2 - 3 years after it's original release on Netflix.
 
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Gemini said:
The next time we'll hear from her it'll be on a underground / low budget documentary based on retired porno stars. She'll never live it down. She'll have a clothing line (which means it's an iron on, on a swap meet T-Shirt.) Little money will come in from making appearances at signings. Where she'll sign old DVD's of her films and pictures of her in her prime. And take a picture with fans for a ridiculous amount of money for a Polaroid.

The documentary we'll stumble upon it about 2 - 3 years after it's original release on Netflix.
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I stumbled(not believable) on a couple of her POV scenes and holy shit that bitch can fucc! She can succ the chrome off a Cadillac breh. As one door closes for this porn star, another young, i need money for my college education, mom n dad divorced and treated me like shit, boyfriend and husband both cheated on me ten times is waiting at the front door on her knees.
 
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