Dana Dane- the Weekend Gourmet

the best way to cook a filet is to pan fry it in some butter just so the outside cooks and then you put it in the oven on 350 and that cooks the inside. Shit is still pink and juicy as hell

gangsters and pimps eat lobsters and shrimps

*ahem, adjusts collar* i believe they are called skrimps, good sir

Damn Dana, if I had a girl that could cook like you I'd weigh 400lbs. PROPS!

For you Ill


Appetizer:
Ghost Ride The Chips with Gas Break Dips
Gettin That Guac (amole)
Hyphy Hot Wings
Coolio’s Cavvy-R
Banana CougNut Bread

Soup:
Go Dummy Dumplings

The Yukmouth Sandwich
Liverwurst, feta, garlic mayo, on onion roll
Bela Burgers with Hillside Fries

Side Show Salads
Mr. Ceza Salad with Explosive Dressing


MAIN DISHES:
TheBayIsBack Ribs
Stewie Stew (Or Get Stew-Pid)
Colla Poppin Pork Chops
San Quinn The Rock Lobster Tails
Smoked Mussel Cars
Yadidi Fish and Stackin Chips
Keak The Steak
Pork Tenderloin
Country Club Breasts
Little Goose
Chicken and Nupmlings

Side Dishes:
Mak N AK N Cheese
PSPeas
Mashed Potatos with 3 Times Gravy

Thizzert Menu:

Strawberry Too $hortcake

Proposed Drink Menu:

40 Watermelon Margaritas
The Thizz Fizz
Quinntini
Taj-He-Spitters