19 Stoner Questions That Will Make You Think Maybe You're High Right Now *hits blunt*

fuck a facebook

http://www.buzzfeed.com/hnigatu/sto...-make-you-think?bffb&utm_term=4ldqpgp#3m46q0j

LMFAO

*hits crack pipe


Bruh, If Santa's reindeers are the ones that fly, then how does the sleigh stay upright?

*hits blunt

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

*hits blunt

Buys chicken tacos when munchies start to happen...

HITS BATH SALTS....


HABBLURBASHURBAMURDER WAAAHHHH!!! ASHALALALA!!!!!

FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

*hits blunt

if you are what you eat, does that mean the only real humans are cannibals?

hits island mega-joint....

What if C.A.T.... really spelled, Dog?

*takes crystal meth dab from 8-foot bong


Bruh, I'm bout to see if I can write a sentence and get a point across using only random typing suggestions, minus 3 words of my own:

The fact like all of this message in this email and I am so fucking zip code for a taco we are the other use of this and will CV for your browser stupid.

*eats an eigth of shrooms

"Duuuude...what if this is all a dream?"

what if I'm retarded and no one has ever told me

I eat 70 beers

What if they change butts?

until I looked at the bank draft four $4957, I didnt believe that my neighbours mother realey bringing home money part-time on their apple labtop.. there best friend haz done this for only 16 months and at present cleard the loans on their condo and got a brand new Chevrolet Corvette.