The MEXIES '09

[MEXCOM]

Dearly beloved

We are gathered here today to get through this thing called life.
Electric word life, it means forever and that's a mighty long time
But I'm here to tell you there's something else... the MEXIES!

And since this is all based on MY OPINION fuck you if you don't agree!

The following people are the one's that have won a MEXIE for 2009. Keep up the good work Siccness and let's keep it crackin' till the year 3000.

[MEXCOM]

Official Siccness News Reporter '09

Mr Tongue Twista. He keeps us updated with the most useless pieces of news available. But don't try to take his spot or the Siccness will revolt and lynch your ass!

You sir earned yourself a MEXIE!

http://siccness.net/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=92045&stc=1&d=1262006316

[MEXCOM]

Best thread that got the Open Forum actively participating

moet_laureate's "this yahoo live shit is entertaining"

tiddies, harassing women over the internet, and getting banned from yahoo. Yup. That's how the siccness rolls!

Get your frownie face posting ass down here and pick up your MEXIE!

http://siccness.net/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=92045&stc=1&d=1262006316

[MEXCOM]

Siccness MVP of the decade is...

You can't think of Siccness without thinking DJ Mark 7!

His lesbians in his sigs, his bay area mixes, his threats to ban nudity in the open forum. Hate or love this fat guido the man is the Siccness MVP of the last 10 years!

http://siccness.net/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=92045&stc=1&d=1262006316

[MEXCOM]

Best Regular poster's alternate persona

Cooldblooded's "Mr. Rictus" - Rictus was not only a complete asshole but he also made threads that were fun to read. Plus, did I mention he was an asshole?

A MEXIE for you good sir!

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[MEXCOM]

Biggest Lover of Tiddies

As much as I'd love to place myself as top dog of this nomination. NO ONE and I mean, NO ONE loves the tiddies as much as Uncky SHEA

http://siccness.net/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=92045&stc=1&d=1262006316

[MEXCOM]

Most dominant Siccness Female

As if there'd be any doubt: Miss "I'm 32 and need to wear diapers" herself, Dana Dane wins this award! She not only taught us how to shit our pants but also how to properly marinate a chicken.

http://siccness.net/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=92045&stc=1&d=1262006316

[MEXCOM]

Most underappreciated User

Nuttkase. Dude said, "FUCK YOUR THANKS!" Because if you didn't know "Props" were known as thanks originally. Also he's known for meme'ing the fuck out of the boards, for introducing some of the most relevant gif (animated or otherwise)
to the siccness, being up at 2am drunk off his ass and for inspiring tons of lulz.

Respekt!

http://siccness.net/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=92045&stc=1&d=1262006316

[montroller510]

http://pw0nd.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/combobreaker-500x781.jpg

[MEXCOM]

Ugliest female on the Siccness.

Believe it or not the ugliest bitch on the Siccness is one I haven't trolled yet. Her face was covered by some Arab Allah doo rag so I got curious and clicked on her user profile and when I saw her picture, I almost threw up in disgust. DaLuvlyMel looks like a tweaked out Caitlin Olson from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia after being gang raped by 6 negroes. Disgusting!

[jsilva04]

http://wearehugh.com/public/2006/07/you-make-bunny-cry.jpg

[MEXCOM]

Most MEXCOM-y moment.

Remember when I tricked people that I had AIDS and had even those that hated me showing me respect? Well there was only one way I was abled to out due myself. Earlier this year I squashed the beef with Colombo. I slept with his Sister Megan and uploaded our pictures onto the intrawebz for the sake of lulz. The Open Forum cried. They thought I had gone soft. But the beef was never squashed. I still love big tiddies and hate Colombo!

I get my own MEXIE cause I rule!

http://siccness.net/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=92045&stc=1&d=1262006316

[MEXCOM]

Banned Siccness member that no one gave a shit about

Bombudd. He was a fag. He was banned. Everyone cheered.

[MEXCOM]

Most hated Siccness member

I Pukokeki Ioulo Momu. People just don't like him.

http://siccness.net/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=92045&stc=1&d=1262006316

[Rasan]

I'm sure Mel is going to accept her award with delight.

[MEXCOM]

Stupidest thread

This award goes to FigBoot. Back in March he made a two sentence thread about avacados. I shit you the fuck not. We have him shit about it and Chree called him a faggot. Lulz were had.

http://siccness.net/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=92045&stc=1&d=1262006316

[MEXCOM]

I'll think of more. Some of you guys deserve a MEXIE for the stupid shit you've done on the Siccness.

[W0RM_Da_C0N]

^^ lets see teh pic of colombos sisters tiddies!

[FUBU MANE LE FLARE]

this is a great thread...

[4SidedLie]

mel looks good as fuk idk what u talkin about! :/

[MEXCOM]

http://images.zap2it.com/20050811/kaitlinolson_foxallstar05_240.jpg

PLUS
http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/food/07/12/12_crack_lgl.jpg

=

http://siccness.net/vb/image.php?u=55259&dateline=1257894263&type=profile

you gots to be joking!

[4SidedLie]

any bitch on here look good!
as long as theyre not 654165 1965198651956419 LBs

[Dana Dane]

PROPS and a STANDING OVATION !!!!!

[j.santiago]

Best thread that got the Open Forum actively participating

moet_laureate's "this yahoo live shit is entertaining"

tiddies, harassing women over the internet, and getting banned from yahoo. Yup. That's how the siccness rolls!

Get your frownie face posting ass down here and pick up your MEXIE!

http://siccness.net/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=92045&stc=1&d=1262006316

i would like to thank all the neteno's, surfreno's, and MS Internet Explorer 13's who inspired me to strive, survive, and be the best thread poster i could be

::

[FUBU MANE LE FLARE]

did colombo's sister have d cups?

[DFresh77]

This thread delivers!

[TheVille31]

how do me and prodigy1 not get any props for posting funny pictures...

tisk tisk

[MEXCOM]

No. She's got an A/b cup. I posted a pic of her in lingerie not too long ago. You motherfuckers really need to keep closer track of what I do. Sometimes I come through for all of yall.


how do me and prodigy1 not get any props for posting funny pictures...

tisk tisk

This tread is a work in progress. Plus I'm only up to March. I'm digging every OLD thread and nominating people from there. No HAD props though. HAD I think was 2008 shit.

[jsilva04]

No. She's got an A/b cup. I posted a pic of her in lingerie not too long ago.
LinK it for those who missed it
http://pbskids.org/barney/children/storytime/images/please_thankyou/please_cover.jpg

[TheVille31]

http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/fatty_wants_moar.jpg

[P.E.]

LOL

[Dhadnot]

Dhadnot is for the kids suuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

http://hiphopandpolitics.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/olddirtybastard.jpg

[Dana Dane]

oh, PS- I am 35, BTW! LMAO!

[Dhadnot]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KVG7XU1KnNk/SsK0-GW1IPI/AAAAAAAAAHk/Hnzi_0lnp8g/s320/kanye_shrug.png

[Lamberto Quintero]

LMAO@this thread...

este vato.

[I Pukokeki Ioulo Momu]

Most hated Siccness member

I Pukokeki Ioulo Momu. People just don't like him.

http://siccness.net/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=92045&stc=1&d=1262006316

I iz luving teh interwebz

[J.COLOMBO]

^^ lets see teh pic of colombos sisters tiddies!

Its not really my sister but show us some tiddies

[Grapes Of Wrath]

http://www.millionaireplayboy.com/mpb/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/cobra_commander.jpg

ay u owe me a Mexie, MEX4CHAN..
hand it over.
DO IT, FAGGOT.

[Chuy Savedra]

I'm patiently waiting. I think I'm deserving of a messie.

[cheeto]

Lol fuckin mexcom hahhaahha

I see great Lulz coming from this thread

[thascary1]

The Mexies are fixed!

http://libertyunbound.com/archive/2005_04/chambers-rigged.jpg

[cheeto]

I was gonna say they should make the "blackys" too but that sounds racist lol

[MEXCOM]

http://www.millionaireplayboy.com/mpb/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/cobra_commander.jpg

ay u owe me a Mexie, MEX4CHAN..
hand it over.
DO IT, FAGGOT.

why arent you using your old SN: wattsup?

[Music Nfluenced]

How bout the "Fatties" Cheeto? Swangin on 4's on the Ferrari

[MEXCOM]

there will be a fat bastard award. but will cheeto win it? tune in tomorrow. i'll be posting more winners.

[FUBU MANE LE FLARE]

http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/fatty_wants_moar.jpg

not a good idea putting that up.

mexcom hates fatties.

[cheeto]

Bro I'm prolly the only person in the history of the Internets to admit being a fatass

I will bribe u with some carnitas and sum fat white bitches

[ColdBlooded]

I accept my award, but if I'm getting one for that I should probably have more coming. :chinese:

[Music Nfluenced]

Cheeto should get a "PEAR" award for knowing the driver that "Lil Flip'd" it over the bridge in the S curve.

[Dhadnot]

why arent you using your old SN: wattsup?

because he isn't wattsup. wattsup is gee-active.

[WHISPERS AREOLAS BREH]

Banned Siccness member that no one gave a shit about

Bombudd. He was a fag. He was banned. Everyone cheered.

But hes back as johnny truelove lol


Best thread that got the Open Forum actively participating

moet_laureate's "this yahoo live shit is entertaining"

tiddies, harassing women over the internet, and getting banned from yahoo. Yup. That's how the siccness rolls!

Get your frownie face posting ass down here and pick up your MEXIE!
]

RIP Yahoo Live, the best thing that ever happened to siccness! Shoes on heads, and chreezy f babys lolololol

[prodigy91]

Ugliest female on the Siccness.

Believe it or not the ugliest bitch on the Siccness is one I haven't trolled yet. Her face was covered by some Arab Allah doo rag so I got curious and clicked on her user profile and when I saw her picture, I almost threw up in disgust. DaLuvlyMel looks like a tweaked out Caitlin Olson from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia after being gang raped by 6 negroes. Disgusting!

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj152/schnoods/1202390777.gif

But really, The Mexies? Are you even half Mexican to start them, just because you got relatives who were born in Mexico and you being born here doesn't make you Mexican by proxy.


Most hated Siccness member

I Pukokeki Ioulo Momu. People just don't like him.


lol this award nominee has your name written all over it, you really thing the who entire siccness community loves you? haha. If anything i nominate you for the fakest Wanna be Mexican award by way of starting this thread, congrats...

[Toro]

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/388/biennial08applaud.jpg

[Nuttkase]

I don't know what to say... I didn't have anything written. Ummm. This is a great honor for to me be presented with a Mexie since I've dreamt of this moment ever since I was just a little kid. I'm kind of at a loss for words but I'd like to thank my mom, my lord and saviour Human Ass Dog, and the good people over at the Millers Brewing Company. None of this would be possible without them. I'd also like to thank the open forum wack pack for tolerating my funny but sometimes stupid blacked out posts at 3am on random weekdays. I do it all for your guys! So everyone keep on keepin' on! Thank you all and HAD bless each and every one of you.



Most underappreciated User

Nuttkase. Dude said, "FUCK YOUR THANKS!" Because if you didn't know "Props" were known as thanks originally. Also he's known for meme'ing the fuck out of the boards, for introducing some of the most relevant gif (animated or otherwise)
to the siccness, being up at 2am drunk off his ass and for inspiring tons of lulz.

Respekt!

http://siccness.net/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=92045&stc=1&d=1262006316

[Nuttkase]

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj152/schnoods/1202390777.gif

But really, The Mexies? Are you even half Mexican to start them, just because you got relatives who were born in Mexico and you being born here doesn't make you Mexican by proxy.



lol this award nominee has your name written all over it, you really thing the who entire siccness community loves you? haha. If anything i nominate you for the fakest Wanna be Mexican award by way of starting this thread, congrats...

What in the fuck? Are you Kanye West or something? Don't Taylor Swift my and the other winners moment bro.

[TheVille31]

what single post got the most props of 2009?

[niguardian]

Are you even half Mexican to start them, just because you got relatives who were born in Mexico and you being born here doesn't make you Mexican by proxy

once i found out what the fuck a 4chan was i knew damn well his ass wasnt mexican, his nationality is troll lmao and i bet hes havin a good ass time doin it

i damn near wanna start new account just 2 fuck wit people too

[Nuttkase]

Mexcom is Mexican.

I can 100% vouch for that.

4chan isn't just nerdy white dudes either. You'd be surpised. The "racism" you see on there is a running /b/ so most people don't get it or think it's serious.

[niguardian]

hes still a lightweight troll

matter a fact lightweight troll of the year = the boy boy young mexicom

[Nuttkase]

Oh, Mexcom is a troll and not even a light weight one.

I was just sayin' about the rest of the stuff.

[corinthian]

shut the fuck up

[Toro]

matter a fact lightweight troll of the year = the boy boy young mexicom

Give a niggy a mexie for that right now.

[CyrusTheVirus]

more mexies....







































less twitter cops

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[corinthian]

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h127/Manmademan/feels-bad-man.jpg

[Chuy Savedra]

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj152/schnoods/1202390777.gif

But really, The Mexies? Are you even half Mexican to start them, just because you got relatives who were born in Mexico and you being born here doesn't make you Mexican by proxy.



lol this award nominee has your name written all over it, you really thing the who entire siccness community loves you? haha. If anything i nominate you for the fakest Wanna be Mexican award by way of starting this thread, congrats...

You're biting off more than you can chew. Put down the cape camarada.

[Stalka All Day]

teehee
more mexies!

[saladbowlking]

teehee
more mexies!

LOOK AT THIS DUMB BITCH TRYING TO COME UP ON A MEXIE FOR BEING NOTHIN MORE THEN A CUTE FACED FLAT ASSED CUNT....TEE MUFUKIN HEE!

[Nuttkase]

shut the fuck up

http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/4520/2406c.jpg

[Stalka All Day]

oh.

im quite nice to females.

i show respect to kalyn, kayvee, cannibal crow, daluvlymel [she's a cutie] and to some extent dana dane.

its the ugly fat whore cunts i cant stand.





Ugliest female on the Siccness.

Believe it or not the ugliest bitch on the Siccness is one I haven't trolled yet. Her face was covered by some Arab Allah doo rag so I got curious and clicked on her user profile and when I saw her picture, I almost threw up in disgust. DaLuvlyMel looks like a tweaked out Caitlin Olson from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia after being gang raped by 6 negroes. Disgusting!



contradiction???????
ah, but MEXCOM....it appears we do agree on one thing...and one thing only

[ECOSE]

what single post got the most props of 2009?
I think its when dznutts posted his girl tried to fuck him over on child support but she ended up owing him money! truely one of the siccness alltime great posts

[niguardian]

Give a niggy a mexie for that right now.

lol i gave a mexie a niggie

[Stalka All Day]

LOOK AT THIS DUMB BITCH TRYING TO COME UP ON A MEXIE FOR BEING NOTHIN MORE THEN A CUTE FACED FLAT ASSED CUNT....TEE MUFUKIN HEE!

fuck you.

[ESFCE]

When was it revealed that Rictus is ColdBlooded?

[Nuttkase]

^^^ He made it quite obvious and didn't really try to hide it.

[corinthian]

http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/4520/2406c.jpg

nah

[Music Nfluenced]

does phantomoffunk get a GAY MEXIE for being a faggot?

[ESFCE]

lets just keep the word Mex out of it and give him a Faggie

[Nuttkase]

nah

http://i49.tinypic.com/1zfh0kx.jpg

[Chuco]

^^WTF

[Nuttkase]

My thoughts exactly.

[Chuco]

HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET A HOLD OF A PICTURE OF MEXCOM'S MOM?

[R.NATO]

I WANT TO NOMINATE:


D-ROSE FOR COOKING STEAKS THE SHAPE OF BACKFRICA!!!!

[90'sBayPlayer]

Steakfrica is classicc

[D-Rose]

Now I realize I shoulda kept steakfrica in an airtight jar or something. :(

[P.E.]

(AND THE LIFETIME SICCNESS ACHIEVEMENT Ramon 'Sally Can't Dance' Martinez (A.K.A Renoly) MEXIE AWARD GOES TOO.......

































NONE OTHER THEN..........






















F.D.S!!!!!

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p33/PlayBoyED/d8fdb623-c3ef-41ea-ab42-cb6105a1b0b.gif

[kayvee]

....TEE MUFUKIN HEE!

rofl. i almost spit out my rice.

~k.

[fillyacup]

at least it wasNT lice

[martin_07n]

at least it was lice

:confused:

[90'sBayPlayer]

Every time is see fillyacup's name, I picture him standing next to a keg with the tap in his hand.

[fillyacup]

wasnt, thats what i meant

[fillyacup]

anything is possible playa. i like the way you think

[Lamberto Quintero]

I'm trying to think what I could get Mexie for, but '09 was def not a strong year on the Sicc for me I'm sorry to say...

[The Duke of Earl]

When was it revealed that Rictus is ColdBlooded?

:ermm:

[MobMuzic707]

GRACIAS GRACIAS

[king dru]

Great thread.

[FUBU MANE LE FLARE]

Every time is see fillyacup's name, I picture him standing next to a keg with the tap in his hand.

everytime i see fillyacup's name, i either hear the following:

FTH2fDzyqOM

or

ktE5Vyds7Iw

[ColdBlooded]

When was it revealed that Rictus is ColdBlooded?


:ermm:


^^^ He made it quite obvious and didn't really try to hide it.



I’ve never confirmed such accusations. :chinese:

[Mr. Nice Guy]

teehee
more mexies!



SMH


Man you are dumb and you can iron your jeans after you put them on

[MEXCOM]

Best Dead Celebrity of '09

Ah hee hee!

(grabs crotch)


OOOOOOOHHHHH!

Michael Jackson > Billy Mayes!

Blanket Jackson will be receiving this award instead of his father.

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[MEXCOM]

Best E-Slang created on the Siccness for 2009


Tiddies. I garnette that saying garnette is hilarious but I actually stopped saying
tata's, jugs, tits, hooters, fun bags, chichis, pechos, or any other variant. Even when eating my burrito
de carnitas and I see a fine latina coming out the taqueria I yell out, "oye puta! echame un taco de ojo de tus tiddies!"
That line works all the time 60% of the time.

So I give this award to Dhadnot!

Mexie for you my brotha.

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[MEXCOM]

Best Airport of 2009

Niguardian International Airport.

Mexie!

But change that eye avatar. That is NOT Mexie material!

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[MEXCOM]

Biggest SOB story

x-loc.

If you followed his threads from the beginning of the year you'll see that all he talks about is
(A) how much his life sucks
(B) how often he fails at life
(C) how big of a fat bastard he is
and
(D) he actually has detailed his slow spiral into alcoholism.

I feel so bad for him that I won't even talk shit to him no more. And I talk shit about EVERYBODY! And I mean EVERYBODY!
Dead family members, attention whores, your children, your parents, your wives, your pets; EVERYBODY! But I won't say shit about x-loc.
Dude's in my prayers!

http://siccness.net/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=92045&stc=1&d=1262006316

[MEXCOM]

Biggest Attention Whore

This Mexie goes to Stalka. But I won't say more about this slut because she just loves the attention.

Now attention us the whore up and show us them tiddies!

Tee muthafucking hee!

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[MEXCOM]

Most Original Screen name

...this award goes to: Justin. Yeah. I know, amiright?

http://siccness.net/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=92045&stc=1&d=1262006316

[MEXCOM]

Originator of HBD'ing random non-posting Siccness members

DFresh77. Unless I was mistaken this dude was the first to make a thread to those faggots with the nerve to make an account on the Siccness but never actually post.

http://siccness.net/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=92045&stc=1&d=1262006316

PS. Even if I'm wrong he bribed me. So he gets an award and I get to fuck his HS sweet heart. YEE!

[MEXCOM]

Most likely to push his political ideology on you in the open forum

2-0-Sixx. Dude's a commie. But even in the open forum he's been known to 'subtly' drop hints that Communism works better than Capitalism. That Vodka is better than beer. That Ivan Drago could kill Rocky. And that Fedor would kill Brock Lesnar.

Go back to Russia, Vladimir!

[jake921660]

still waiting for that best international poster mexie...

[MEXCOM]

Best Foreigner

If you weren't already out of the country I would do my damndest to get your ass deported. Luckily for you, you're already in China. And for some reason think that China > USA.
Dude's got the yello fever, amiright?

Mike Manson you beat out the aussies for the award. Sure they make threads with bitches in them but they fuck kangaroos. You fuck pandas. I think just approaching a panda with the intention to mate with it is like 3 times more dangerous than the australian equivalent.

The german posters weren't a factor this year. mainly because they're into some really kinky shit. that includes poo poo. even the japs arent as nasty as germans and japa-bitches shove live squids up there vaginas! true story bro!

http://siccness.net/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=92045&stc=1&d=1262006316

[MEXCOM]

still waiting for that best international poster mexie...

i was posting that as you said it. too bad. maybe next year you can win best international poster. but you never know, maybe there's an award for you yet. but more than likely not.

now prop my posts!

[TheVille31]

jakey numbers crushes Mike Manson...come on brew.


mike is coo and all but he really only post in the movie forum

[MEXCOM]

I don't see it that way. jakenumbers is the homie. but he seems more american than some of the people on here. he passes for a "bay area-a-lite," mike manson on the other hand lets us know in EVERY FUCKING POST just how Chinese he is. And he isn't even chinese. I think dude's a german or an american that went to china or something like that. he's a foreigner if i ever saw one.

[MEXCOM]

Worst promotional tool

Calling yourself Ugly Nigga was horrible and some of these gay ass berner banners taking over the siccness actually had some of the first name club (and yours truly) contemplating about chipping in and buying the ad space so we'd never have to see that shit again!

but it still didn't beat the wall paper ads we had/still have?

I can't see them no more cause some one (forgot who) schooled the siccness on firefoxes ad block.

This MEXIE goes to you good sir for teaching me how to block images I dont like!

http://siccness.net/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=92045&stc=1&d=1262006316

[MEXCOM]

Nicest all around guy: D-Rose.

I don't think dude has ever talked shit to anyone. People like him so much that they followed his lead and put Foyle in their avatars. Dude's a G.

http://siccness.net/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=92045&stc=1&d=1262006316

[MEXCOM]

Best freakout moment

When I AM got pissed that some one else took the name SIXXNESS. No one really understood why he's get pissed. But he was. So we laughed at the rage!

Can I haz lulz?


I AM deserves this MEXIE for inspiring comedy. We laughed at you getting pissed and we even posted funny pictures in the thread cause text on images creates happy!

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[MEXCOM]

Best method to ban someone

I give this one to Defy. Although I think it was someone else's idea. But Defy got the props so Defy gets the award. Basically you propped Defy to X props and voila whoever it was that the open forum didn't like was banned!

http://siccness.net/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=92045&stc=1&d=1262006316

[MEXCOM]

Most unintelligible poster

Tweeze. I don't speak retard. So I never know what the fuck is going on in his head. Gas One claims to do this drug and that drug. I think Gas is a phony. Tweeze is the real deal. Dude sniffs glue and went stupid doo doo dumb, I garnette it bitch!

East Oakland!

http://siccness.net/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=92045&stc=1&d=1262006316

[D-Rose]

Nicest all around guy: D-Rose.

I don't think dude has ever talked shit to anyone. People like him so much that they followed his lead and put Foyle in their avatars. Dude's a G.

http://siccness.net/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=92045&stc=1&d=1262006316

Ahahah. I only talk shit on the sports forum and bart.

I welcome the fucktards in the open forum. It makes this place great.

[MEXCOM]

The official a little kid schooled the siccness award goes to Tony206.

He not only looks like a 7th grader but with his 7th grade education he actually schooled the Siccness into knowing the fucking difference between ass and as.

Also we should remember that bored =/= board, siccness =/= sickness, and there/they're/their are completely different fucking words.

even this far into the year we laugh at ediots that say i'm hungry ass fuck!

http://siccness.net/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=92045&stc=1&d=1262006316

[MEXCOM]

Biggest Exposure on the Siccness for 2009

goes to Arson. Late in the year but already a classic thread!

Arson exposed the shit out of PhantomofSpunk. Let this be a warning to you: Arson WILL destroy you!

http://siccness.net/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=92045&stc=1&d=1262006316

[Espiohti]

Most memorable quote?

Oh and yahoo live was the shit!! There was a bitch with a tube to her stomach!! She got drunk through it and we made her show the tiddies!! Real talk look!!

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg203/Espiohti/stomachole.jpg

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg203/Espiohti/stomachhole2-1.jpg

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg203/Espiohti/untitled.jpg

[R.NATO]

that dude cheering in the bottom corner LOL he looks like a kid on xmas morning


damn I wish I had my laptop with webcam when yahoo live was poppen... that shit is just ridiculous

[D-Rose]

that dude cheering in the bottom corner LOL he looks like a kid on xmas morning


damn I wish I had my laptop with webcam when yahoo live was poppen... that shit is just ridiculous

I just gave you your 1000th prop. lol

[Mac Jesus]

I should have won that best foreigner MEXIE!!

[Toro]

I should have won that best foreigner MEXIE!!

Who are you?

[Mac Jesus]

I'm Stalka's boyfriend.

[doja14]

^^^^
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u163/Thizzpillz/thCSH.gif

[WHISPERS AREOLAS BREH]

lol

[Mac Jesus]

you're all just jealous because I know what size of popcorn she likes.

[doja14]

....

[montroller510]

you're all just jealous because I know what size of popcorn she likes.

she likes my dick... in her mouth...


http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/animals/1745%5B1%5D.jpg

[doja14]

..

[WHISPERS AREOLAS BREH]

whats with the edits?

[Dana Dane]

He made a comment about the size of Mac Penis's Jesus, and then didnt want to get roasted, so he deleted it. I think the roasting should ensue, anyways, seeing how he thought it! LMAO!



PS....even when you edit, you are not safe....................YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

[WHISPERS AREOLAS BREH]

lmfao

[WHISPERS AREOLAS BREH]

http://www.gifanatics.com/files/228410472_261564bd31_o.gif


^ WTF Its coondogg

[niguardian]

Best Airport of 2009

Niguardian International Airport.

Mexie!

But change that eye avatar. That is NOT Mexie material!

http://siccness.net/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=92045&stc=1&d=1262006316

http://media.omfgif.com/gif/000652tiger.gif (http://omfgif.com/article_full.php?id=113366)

[corinthian]

http://i49.tinypic.com/1zfh0kx.jpg

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs138.snc1/5895_1034424518709_1768343537_70070_4554372_n.jpg

[Mac Jesus]

My Jesus is huge by the way.

[Shogun]

give yourself a mexie for the most disgusting sig of the year, the one where the jap is bayonetting the baby lol

[MEXCOM]

The Siccness should get a Mexie for when it goes down. Mexie for making my life unbearable!

[Espiohti]

Seriously... yesterday was a sad day. I kept praying to HAD that it would come back up but my prayers weren't answered til I woke up this morning.

[M BUTCHER 206]

http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/This-Thread-Delivers/1/thread-delivers.jpg

[MEXCOM]

contradiction???????
ah, but MEXCOM....it appears we do agree on one thing...and one thing only

didn't you read my post? you stupid cunt?

she had that arab hooker look until she took off her veil. Then it was like the scene in Deuce Bigallow Male Gigolo European Gigolo, when that fine ass bitch takes off her face blanket and she's got a dick for a nose.

fucking cunt. now off with ya!

[MEXCOM]

due to the siccness being down however I wasn't able to dig through more posts. i'll do that a little bit later and award some more mexies. i still got today and tomorrow. so keep your fingers crossed, you non-mexie winners, and hope you get one.

ps. i literally think this thread bumped me up like 500+ props. I could have sworn I was at 2600 yesterday. i guess when you stop talking shit to people and give them photoshopped pictures of borderline racist awards they start to really like you.

pps. but im not here for the props. im here for the lulz. so as long as you're (a) a faggot or (b) a super faggot, i'll be there to make you regret pushing that "post quick reply button." props be damned!

[REdRUM]

LOL

Give this guy a lifetime achievement award.

And find a Mexie for me.

[Chuy Savedra]

Waitin' On A Mexie for whatever the fuck so I can brag & have it elevate my Siccness status.

[DFresh77]

I am so fucking honored to get a Mexie....that's fucking major props!!!!!!!!!

[Masked Lemon]

probably won't get a Mexie... but it's cool.


I hella miss the Yahoo Live days.

[Mac Jesus]

Well, I'm pretty sure I'll turn suicidal if I don't receive a mexie.

[ColdBlooded]

Best Regular poster's alternate persona

Cooldblooded's "Mr. Rictus" - Rictus was not only a complete asshole but he also made threads that were fun to read. Plus, did I mention he was an asshole?

A MEXIE for you good sir!





Sig'd

[Dhadnot]

I'm gonna have to steal that idea CB.

[HERESY]

Only...on...the...siccness....:siccness:

[Espiohti]

that dude cheering in the bottom corner LOL he looks like a kid on xmas morning


damn I wish I had my laptop with webcam when yahoo live was poppen... that shit is just ridiculous

LOL yea I always laugh at that shit... fuckin double fist pump and shit


probably won't get a Mexie... but it's cool.


I hella miss the Yahoo Live days.

yahoo live was crackin haha I had to make a new yahoo name everyday cause chree kept banning me for calling him a tranny

I remember there was some fool from richmond on that shit he got a hooker on cam and he gave her a hulk hogan leg drop or some shit lol that shit was hella funny

[Defy]

This tread is a work in progress. Plus I'm only up to March. I'm digging every OLD thread and nominating people from there. No HAD props though. HAD I think was 2008 shit.WTF?!?! That's some bullshit!!!! how I not get nothing for HAD.....That's some straight sucka shit that only a troll like you would do....granted, it was the end of 08, but HAD LIVES ON!!!!!! HAD IS FOREVER WHILE YOUR STUPID FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT ASS PATHETIC TROPHIES THAT NOONE CARES ABOUT......








wait.....what's this.......?


Best method to ban someone

I give this one to Defy. Although I think it was someone else's idea. But Defy got the props so Defy gets the award. Basically you propped Defy to X props and voila whoever it was that the open forum didn't like was banned!

http://siccness.net/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=92045&stc=1&d=1262006316

OMG! A Mexie!!! I honestly didn't think I would get one and I don't quite know what to say....


luckily I have this small little thing written down...


I'd like to thank Human Ass Dog. Without him there is no you or me. I'd like to thank the Academy aka the Siccness Illuminati, Mexcom (King Mexcom, I haven't forgotten....you're the greatest man!), Marijuana and State Bill 420, Steve Jobs for creating the Mac on which I create so much mack shit, the person who originally called for "props for ban", the inventor of hash for inventing hash.....actually, I think I'm gonna have to cut this short due to....uhh....medical reasons....thank you and may HAD bless us, every one!

[Defy]

Best Airport of 2009

Niguardian International Airport.

Mexie!

But change that eye avatar. That is NOT Mexie material!

http://siccness.net/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=92045&stc=1&d=1262006316
do I get like a co Mexie for coining the phrase Niguardian International? Can I get like a Midget Mexie?


and don't trip on his eye of the tiger avatar, maybe he trying to be the male kalyn :confused:

[Dhadnot]

Best E-Slang created on the Siccness for 2009


Tiddies. I garnette that saying garnette is hilarious but I actually stopped saying
tata's, jugs, tits, hooters, fun bags, chichis, pechos, or any other variant. Even when eating my burrito
de carnitas and I see a fine latina coming out the taqueria I yell out, "oye puta! echame un taco de ojo de tus tiddies!"
That line works all the time 60% of the time.

So I give this award to Dhadnot!

Mexie for you my brotha.

http://siccness.net/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=92045&stc=1&d=1262006316

I'm very humbled by this occasion...I've been on the SICC for a couple of years now but never thought I would win this prestigious award especially going against some of the great personalities on here. But you know what kids, perseverance, wit, and a healthy dose of chauvinism will get you far in this world...hell you might even get your own Mexie in the future.

I wanna thank Mexcom, HAD, Triple OG SOOTY MAC the Hogish Hampster -for showing me how to keep my pimp hand strong on a rodent ass bitch-, Chris Brown and finally Rhianna. If it weren't for the last two you might have never uttered the linguistic beauty we call 'tiddies'. So SICC, let me leave you with the original post that started the tiddies movement:

BLOW THESE HOES UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hell yeah chris!!!!!!!!!!! good job nigga!!!!!!!!! these bitches done got outta hand with all that talkin back,frontin with the pussy,snitchin,instagatin,lie'n,suckin dicks too fast,pussies stankin,tiddies saggin,burnin up food,gossip'n,bleedin on niggaz ralph lo sheets,try'na smoke up all the weed and drinkin up all the beer and shit!!!!!!!!! 2009 rape these hoes and beat these bitches like trainwreck god'damn it!!!!!! I AINT A MUTHUFUCKIN GENTLEMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

All I wish gentlemen, is for you to take this same exact, noble sentiments into the future.

HAD bless, Amen.

[niguardian]

we gotta find that original chris brown beatin rhianna thread so we can see the origin of TIDDIES

[MEXCOM]

do I get like a co Mexie for coining the phrase Niguardian International? Can I get like a Midget Mexie?


http://www.siccness.net/vb/image.php?u=5429&dateline=1262005981


fucking siccness was down for me almost all day yesterday so i wasn't able to add to the thread. but give me time and i'll crank out as many mexies as i can before midnite.

i got work to do...but audit reports can file themselves. the siccness is serious business.

[Grapes Of Wrath]

so are you sayin you had someone ban me for being your biggest foe or you think im wattsup?
http://selfishseamstress.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/gargamel_and_azrael_from_the_smurfs.jpg

[MEXCOM]

you my biggest foe?

LOL! Got 'em!

[4SidedLie]

I think I would be a good candidate in the final hours of this awards ceremony hell just look at the thread I made about my girls mother giving me a back massage.
that right there is da truth

[MEXCOM]

Most Emo moment

This MEXIE goes to 1 Deep for being 1 hellava fag.

http://siccness.net/vb/showthread.php?t=322119

He made a thread about how sad he was that this girl he's been stalking since they were kids didn't love him back. I bet he's never so much as talked to her. Our advice to him: kill yourself! Did he follow through? We can only hope.

http://siccness.net/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=92045&stc=1&d=1262006316

[MEXCOM]

Best Siccness Inspired Holiday

Siccness Mardis Gras aka "April Tiddies Month" Day!!

Remember that glorious April 1st? When we would post pictures of beads and then have people post tiddies? We not only got props but saw some mighty tasty tiddies! Next year, at least we got something to look forward to on April 1st, right fellers?

[Dana Dane]

cheetos tiddies don't count, either!

[FUBU MANE LE FLARE]

Most Emo moment

This MEXIE goes to 1 Deep for being 1 hellava fag.

http://siccness.net/vb/showthread.php?t=322119

He made a thread about how sad he was that this girl he's been stalking since they were kids didn't love him back. I bet he's never so much as talked to her. Our advice to him: kill yourself! Did he follow through? We can only hope.

http://siccness.net/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=92045&stc=1&d=1262006316

good shit on bringing that up, i forgot about that...

[MEXCOM]

Fat Bastard award for 2009 goes to...

CHEETO!

He's embraced his fat-culinity and opened up the door for those fatties that were in the closet. Chances are he will probably die due to heart complications within a decades time. But before his untimely death let us celebrate him being a fat Mexican and although he claims to have been in a ferrari it's more like his leg inside of one. Fat people don't fit in Italian Sportscars!

http://siccness.net/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=92045&stc=1&d=1262006316

[MEXCOM]

The Weirdest Lurker award goes to...

Brian Peppers.

Remember shortly after a fag, i think it was johnny truelove's original SN, was banned we started getting props from Brian Peppers?

That shit was weird. Then we made a thread asking him questions. But I think he only posted like 4 times. I still wonder who the fuck Brian Peppers really was.

[FUBU MANE LE FLARE]

lmaoooooooooooo...

[MEXCOM]

Funniest Thread of 2009

2-0-Sixx gets his second (but first real) award for making the tread titled

"people in the background of pics."

Unlike shit talking threads or thread were someone is exposed; where the fun only really lasts a post or two at most before it's bombarded by gifs of people eating popcorn, this thread delivered the goods. we all laughed at the weird shit you find when you look at the background of pictures.

[MEXCOM]

The Official Carlos of 2009 Award goes to...

Backfrica!

Now most of you might not know who Carlos is since most of you are some fags and 90's babies. But if you remember Carlos [and if you dont, for the sake of lulz look up his posts and threads he's created] and just how fucking unstable he was mentally, you'll appreciate Monte.

I don't know. I swear there's some unspeakable shit that Monte has done that makes me scratch my head. Dude isn't retarded in a tweeze way, Monte's actually suffering from Afro-Down Syndrome. Where he looks like a normal black guy but has the mental capacity of a 4 year old.

Monte, I salute you!

http://siccness.net/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=92045&stc=1&d=1262006316

[LurccH918]

hahaha Carlos, he usually just posts in the 91sicc boards now

[Dana Dane]

The Official Carlos of 2009 Award goes to...

Backfrica!

Now most of you might not know who Carlos is since most of you are some fags and 90's babies. But if you remember Carlos [and if you dont, for the sake of lulz look up his posts and threads he's created] and just how fucking unstable he was mentally, you'll appreciate Monte.

I don't know. I swear there's some unspeakable shit that Monte has done that makes me scratch my head. Dude isn't retarded in a tweeze way, Monte's actually suffering from Afro-Down Syndrome. Where he looks like a normal black guy but has the mental capacity of a 4 year old.

Monte, I salute you!

http://siccness.net/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=92045&stc=1&d=1262006316

Not to mention the stuff on his myspace page that we didnt mention.

[MEXCOM]

i'm bored searching for shit. anyone want to nominate anyone PM me and provide me with links as to why that person/yourself should win an award. if i agree you'll get one. if not you fuckers will have to wait till next year.

[Toro]

I'm actually surprised I haven't got one yet. Not to brag :cheeky: but I made some pretty hilarious photoshops.

[saladbowlking]

IF THERE IS A MEXIE FOR PHOTOSHOPPING IT SHOULD BE EZ-ROO FOR THE SERIO THREAD ALONE....

[MEXCOM]

searching 300+ threads in 2.3 days time is not the bidnezz. i would have had more nominations and awards given but

1. i dont want to over saturate it

and more than that

2. it takes too much time.

like i said start nominating people. i already got 2 pm nominations. im gonna verify the nominations and if i agree i give them an award.

[MEXCOM]

member most likely to share the wealth....

Baysick Brian! In the 'world's longest thread' thread Brian went above and beyond the call of booty and hooked his bretheren of the siccness with pics of his girls ass. thanks brian. just dont tell your girl a few of us fapped it to her pics!

http://siccness.net/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=92045&stc=1&d=1262006316

[KAH707KALI]

his girl actually post on here she is in the worlds longest thread from time to time

[saladbowlking]

member most likely to share the wealth....

Baysick Brian! In the 'world's longest thread' thread Brian went above and beyond the call of booty and hooked his bretheren of the siccness with pics of his girls ass. thanks brian. just dont tell your girl a few of us fapped it to her pics!

http://siccness.net/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=92045&stc=1&d=1262006316POST PAGE NUMBERS OR UR LYING!

[MEXCOM]

IF THERE IS A MEXIE FOR PHOTOSHOPPING


There is!


IT SHOULD BE EZ-ROO FOR THE SERIO THREAD ALONE....

It actually goes to...

TORO!

Dude, has done tons of photoshopping and the number of props he's received prove that the man is a maestro of inciting the siccness into laughter and chree bashing with his photomanipulating skillset.

http://siccness.net/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=92045&stc=1&d=1262006316

[Toro]

There is!



It actually goes to...

TORO!

Dude, has done tons of photoshopping and the number of props he's received prove that the man is a maestro of inciting the siccness into laughter and chree bashing with his photomanipulating skillset.

http://siccness.net/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=92045&stc=1&d=1262006316
:siccness: Gracias

[nightstalka]

sexininarossi, we fap to ur magnificent pictures!

[MEXCOM]

Before I forget...

Propper of the year

My main man Fillyacup!

At first I felt I was special. Or that dude really liked my jokes. Then I felt dumb when I realized he props EVERYONE. But it's cool cause it shows that he shows love to the Siccness.

[cheeto]

Fat Bastard award for 2009 goes to...

CHEETO!

He's embraced his fat-culinity and opened up the door for those fatties that were in the closet. Chances are he will probably die due to heart complications within a decades time. But before his untimely death let us celebrate him being a fat Mexican and although he claims to have been in a ferrari it's more like his leg inside of one. Fat people don't fit in Italian Sportscars!

http://siccness.net/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=92045&stc=1&d=1262006316

**fist pump** "yes! I did it!**

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SNzNdyLkAiU/SSn9cwHWrXI/AAAAAAAAHcM/6Uv3Z4VIaaw/s400/Fist+Pump,+Close-up.jpg

[niguardian]

http://siccness.net/vb/showthread.php?t=307579

[j.santiago]

I'm very humbled by this occasion...I've been on the SICC for a couple of years now but never thought I would win this prestigious award especially going against some of the great personalities on here. But you know what kids, perseverance, wit, and a healthy dose of chauvinism will get you far in this world...hell you might even get your own Mexie in the future.

I wanna thank Mexcom, HAD, Triple OG SOOTY MAC the Hogish Hampster -for showing me how to keep....

http://images.appshopper.com/screenshots/294/488907.jpg

::

[Mari go DumB]

Before I forget...

Propper of the year

My main man Fillyacup!

At first I felt I was special. Or that dude really liked my jokes. Then I felt dumb when I realized he props EVERYONE. But it's cool cause it shows that he shows love to the Siccness.
Lol, I thought the same, but then I noticed there are some posts he won't prop. So it's gotta be a pretty stupid post for him not to prop.

Congrats, fillyacup!

[Nebulizah]

^ and the award for best simultaneously disgusting and disturbing signature on the siccness goes to... Mari go DumB! dont EVER change it!

lol

and FUCK MEXCOM for not leaving these awards to the PEOPLE to decide!

I demand a playoff system! or at least an NIT tournament so I have a shot at an award, bitch! FUCK YOU and your burrito awards

[montroller510]

^^^

then set it up and make the threads bitch

no one wants to do all that work for some lame* ass award

mexcoms extra bored and lonely ass already did more than most would



*didnt get an award

[jake921660]

I don't see it that way. jakenumbers is the homie. but he seems more american than some of the people on here. he passes for a "bay area-a-lite," mike manson on the other hand lets us know in EVERY FUCKING POST just how Chinese he is. And he isn't even chinese. I think dude's a german or an american that went to china or something like that. he's a foreigner if i ever saw one.

disappointing but i'll accept it. theres always next year for me

[prodigy91]

What in the fuck? Are you Kanye West or something? Don't Taylor Swift my and the other winners moment bro.

if anything i spiced up the thread, lol

[MEXCOM]

hardly.

prodigy is a 90's baby ass faggot. got all butt hurt and started to suit up by caping up and trying to save his bitch.

and then dude doubts the authenticity of my Mexicaness? LOL!

Pinche cerdo. Si soy Mexicano autentico. En el pito tengo ensellado las palabras "de aqui salen los ninos bastardos." Preguntale a tu mami, te dira que yo huviera sido tu papa pero el pinche perro me gano a brincar la barda.

And for those that weren't down with the MEXIE's and complaining about it being rigged:

1. I stated it was MY opinion. Especially considering none of you fags even gave out nominations for people to award.

2. Seemingly enough, the "people" were very pro-MEXIE. I got close to a THOUSAND props since this thread was created. This thread is the stuff that classic threads are made of and next year, it'll be bigger, the MEXIE award more coveted, and I'll even get Macy Gray and Kanye West to perform for you 90 baby ass haters.

[fillyacup]

Before I forget...

Propper of the year

My main man Fillyacup!

At first I felt I was special. Or that dude really liked my jokes. Then I felt dumb when I realized he props EVERYONE. But it's cool cause it shows that he shows love to the Siccness.

http://www.mascotcoalition.org/education/movies/training_day_images/denzel_intro.jpg

i would like to thank HAD through all things on sicc are possible. see, there is a complex standard that i comply with to prop somebody. some may think my practices are either elementry or to heterogeneous (no fag) but in order for my process to be accutate i myst accumulate a mass variety of alacohol and consume said mass quantity. those that dont get propped, be humble. your post just dont got it. but check the propscans, you have been propped by me before. i mean i got a whole thread for me, i'm honored for that alone. and when i got tied up with the boring real world, questions were asked. people were worried. prayers to HAD were sign seal delivered. thanks to all and have a blessed new years

thanks mexcom for the last minute mexie, i hold it in pride

[prodigy91]

me la pelas y chingas a tu reputa madre guey, devo de llorar cada vez que me llamen un bebe de los noventas o que? hahah que diga jajaja. como dije pinche pedazo de mierda, para de usar la traductora y admite que ni eres Mexicano y nunca lo seras pinche gringo.

[fillyacup]

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d183/MilpitasGuy/EnglishMotherfuckerDoYouSpeakIt.gif

[fillyacup]

Machine Translation ----------------
You peel it me and short to your deems mother guey, devo to cry each time that call me a drinks of the noventas or that? hahah that say jajaja. as I said darn piece of crap, for to use the translator and admits that neither are Mexican and never the foreign darn baskets.

----------- Original Text ----------------
me la pelas y chingas a tu reputa madre guey, devo de llorar cada vez que me llamen un bebe de los noventas o que? hahah que diga jajaja. como dije pinche pedazo de mierda, para de usar la traductora y admite que ni eres Mexicano y nunca lo seras pinche gringo.














Spanish to English translationShow romanization
peel me and fuck your mother said to guey, devo of mourn every time I call a baby of the nineties or something? jajaja hahah read. as I fucking piece of shit, stop using the translator and admits that you are neither and never will be Mexicano pinche gringo.

[fillyacup]

oh.....shit

[prodigy91]

Machine Translation ----------------
You peel it me and short to your deems mother guey, devo to cry each time that call me a drinks of the noventas or that? hahah that say jajaja. as I said darn piece of crap, for to use the translator and admits that neither are Mexican and never the foreign darn baskets.

----------- Original Text ----------------
me la pelas y chingas a tu reputa madre guey, devo de llorar cada vez que me llamen un bebe de los noventas o que? hahah que diga jajaja. como dije pinche pedazo de mierda, para de usar la traductora y admite que ni eres Mexicano y nunca lo seras pinche gringo.












Spanish to English translationShow romanization
peel me and fuck your mother said to guey, devo of mourn every time I call a baby of the nineties or something? jajaja hahah read. as I fucking piece of shit, stop using the translator and admits that you are neither and never will be Mexicano pinche gringo.

haha the fuck? not even close, i lol'd tho'

[DJ Mark 7]

I just saw this thread so I'd like to thank the academy for this award...I will try to continue my legacy of barely legal lesbian sigs and being a fat guido who makes mixes...Thanks again!

[doja14]

i think view1 should get one for hookin up those carfax reports

[Chuy Savedra]

hardly.

prodigy is a 90's baby ass faggot. got all butt hurt and started to suit up by caping up and trying to save his bitch.

and then dude doubts the authenticity of my Mexicaness? LOL!

Pinche cerdo. Si soy Mexicano autentico. En el pito tengo ensellado las palabras "de aqui salen los ninos bastardos." Preguntale a tu mami, te dira que yo huviera sido tu papa pero el pinche perro me gano a brincar la barda.

And for those that weren't down with the MEXIE's and complaining about it being rigged:

1. I stated it was MY opinion. Especially considering none of you fags even gave out nominations for people to award.

2. Seemingly enough, the "people" were very pro-MEXIE. I got close to a THOUSAND props since this thread was created. This thread is the stuff that classic threads are made of and next year, it'll be bigger, the MEXIE award more coveted, and I'll even get Macy Gray and Kanye West to perform for you 90 baby ass haters.

I tolh you estupeh.

[Dhadnot]

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::

ey nigga im for the kids...stop tryna stop this positivity.

[DucefaceD]

^^^

then set it up and make the threads bitch

no one wants to do all that work for some lame* ass award

mexcoms extra bored and lonely ass already did more than most would



*didnt get an award


LOL @ *didnt get award

I didnt get one either mayne.....

It's all good though, thats just how the dice roll sometimes.

[corinthian]

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[prodigy91]

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jes, i ehspiki

[prodigy91]

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...

[Defy]

OOOOOOH! It's an OBAMA-OFF!!!!

[martin_07n]

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No chingen. Maybe next year.

[MEXCOM]

Martin...if it's any consideration: blame the Siccness being down time. I had plans to make a best Canadian/best Australian/best European/ and best Mexican/best Black user awards.

You were in the top 2 running for the beanerest beaner award.

And pa los que no son de Neza o de Tepito, Prodigy is mad cause he didn't get a MEXIE so he came at me for calling him a captain save a STALKA. I called him a 90's baby and his nerd rage went through the roof!

[Chuy Savedra]

Lmao ^^. Fuck you mean to tell me I wasn't in the running for the frijoleroest of the frijoleros award? All that getting my speech ready for nothin'. CMV (Chinga Mi Vida).

[MEXCOM]

You were the other competitor.

I won't name who won since the awards wouldn't mean shit now.

[prodigy91]

And pa los que no son de Neza o de Tepito, Prodigy is mad cause he didn't get a MEXIE so he came at me for calling him a captain save a STALKA. I called him a 90's baby and his nerd rage went through the roof!

lol fuck stalka i could give two shits about her ol' ill burn your fuckin house down ass, that's fds's bitch

[jake921660]

mexcom deserves a mexie for best "best of 09" thread.

[Grapes Of Wrath]

mexcom deserves a mexie for best "best of 09" thread.

QUIT SUCKING HIS DICK YOU FUCKING COMMIE ROO BASTARD.
http://www.brianthacker.tv/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/2-3325_vegemite.jpg

[jake921660]

hahahahaha why dont you go have another cry over one of his posts

[4SidedLie]

http://healium.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/obamam-lol-y-u-mad-tho.jpg

I wanna throat fuck her till my dick comes out her eye sockets

[DFresh77]

To those that didn't get a Mexie, don't be mad. Do you best in 2010 to get one at the end of the year...

[CyrusTheVirus]

Mexie 10 winning strategies for those who aspire to win the award.

go hard between Jan - April, hope the siccness crashes & you receive an award.

or

Wait til next year and post teehee

[Mac Jesus]

I am disappointed in myself for not winning a single Mexie. It's all my fault too. 2010 I'm going to be posting more often. Gotta get that Mexie. I'm determined now.

[Defy]

Some words for the Mexieless, remember this is a marathon, not a sprint. You can't go hard and then fizzle out, you gotta have posting stamina. You have to be able to consistently get the lulz till it's just second nature. If lulz distribution is not your cup of tea, then you need to find a way to reinvent your screen name. Look at fillyacup, he couldn't even get lulz if he fell out of a roflcopter, but if you notice in due time there will be his name at the bottom of the post, saying thanks, giving props, spreading the love like rubbing your dick over the face of a frightened hooker before you slit her throat, throw her in the trunk and dump her body in the bay. Just remember, if you set your mind to it and post like there's no tomorrow, then you might just walk away from your computer with a coveted 2010 Mexie.


Take it from me, 1 & 1/2 time Mexie winner, Defy.

[corinthian]

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[Grapes Of Wrath]

hahahahaha why dont you go have another cry over one of his posts

lulz i just wanted to post a pic of vegemite. this thread is full of win because its original content. OC <3

[Chuy Savedra]

So Technically I'm HALF a Mexie winner. FUCK YES!

[Defy]

you were a mexie nominee


kinda like a Mexnom

[Stalka All Day]

Lmao ^^. Fuck you mean to tell me I wasn't in the running for the frijoleroest of the frijoleros award? All that getting my speech ready for nothin'. CMV (Chinga Mi Vida).

lololol

give us the speech

give us the speech!

[MEXCOM]

I think I started a class war!

The Mex-Haves and the Mex-Have nots!

oh n035!

[Chuy Savedra]

lololol

give us the speech

give us the speech!

Y Para Que? yo que gane? Nada.lol I'll save it for a better occasion for when I am a winner, & people do show me love.lmao.



I think I started a class war!

The Mex-Haves and the Mex-Have nots!

oh n035!

I think it has a lot to do with the Sicc bein' down & what not. I garnette I would have won A Mexie had it not been for that. Shit maybe even two!

[cheeto]

chewy dont trip blud i won one so that meen all mexicans on here won one too

kinda like how mexicans ride 5 deep in hondas and live 10 deep in 1 bedroom apts

1 mexie is good for at least 7 eses

we can share

[martin_07n]

el pueblo unido jamas sera vencido

[prodigy91]

el pueblo unido jamas sera vencido

*haci es puto, fuck you puto baboso...por que no nacimos donde que hay que comer, no hay por que preguntarnos como le vamos hacer...si nos pintan como unos guevones, no lo somos, VIVA MEXICO CABRONES*

esa rola esta chingona...

[TheVille31]

mexies was rigged

[martin_07n]

beanerest beaner for mi an chuy

thank jew. :cool:

[4SidedLie]

TEEHEE~

[4SidedLie]

*haci es puto, fuck you puto baboso...por que no nacimos donde que hay que comer, no hay por que preguntarnos como le vamos hacer...si nos pintan como unos guevones, no lo somos, VIVA MEXICO CABRONES*

esa rola esta chingona...

Whats this I hear about Penguins?!?
http://shanime.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/ramses-the-evil-penguin.png

[TheVille31]

mexies are ruining this country and website

[Grapes Of Wrath]

=( for all of us who didnt win a Mexie in 09... ='(
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[montroller510]

=( for all of us who didnt win a Mexie in 09... ='(
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thank you for ruining my day you piece of shit

its bad enough she had MS they didnt have to make her play the worst game ever til she died

[fillyacup]

fucked the humor up

[fillyacup]

so can i put the trophy under my name proudly?

[montroller510]

HOW BOUT THIS ...FUCK THE MEXIES WE DOIN THE TROLLIES RIGHT NOW LIVE ON CHANNEL 5

FIRST AWARD GOES TO ME BECAUSE I WIN A FUCKIN AWARD

SECOND AWARD FOR WINNER OF THE YEAR GOES TO MONTROLLER510 FOR BEING GOERGOUES

3RD AWARD FOR COOLEST NAME GOES TO CYRUSTHEVIRUS BECAUSE IF YOU PUT NUMBERS AFTER IT ITS GANGTSER

4TH AWARD GOES TO FILLYACUP BECAUSE HE IS ONLINE RIGHT NOW AND WILL PROP ME FOR GIVIN HIM AN AWARD

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/cristie_kerr_trophy_kiss.jpg

[Defy]

montroller you cannot have an award, because if you have an award called the "monties" it will cause siccness readers to think of Monty, which will make them think of the Dorito Backed Bandit, known across the globe for having the great state of texas on his back....










.....literally

[prodigy91]

you should call them, The Trollies

[fillyacup]

do what now?

[Grapes Of Wrath]

thank you for ruining my day you piece of shit

its bad enough she had MS they didnt have to make her play the worst game ever til she died
http://kanze.blogg.se/images/bawwww_1203109783.jpg

[Assassinator]

can i have newcomer of the last 9 mounths, lol

[Ghost Dance]

..

[4SidedLie]

...

[nightstalka]

can i have newcomer of the last 9 mounths, lol

no, you're a homo.

[ant_johnson_16]

can i have newcomer of the last 9 mounths, lol
I say no. You cant even spell the award correctly. 9 mounths?

[TaxMan]

LMFAO